How do I wank him off?

[mitre 547]

All dog breeds are fine as long as they are healthy and normal no health issues like some dogs can get look at some pugs breathing problems great Danes with limb problems and a lot of vet Bills on top too 

[Greyman 33,993]

Five pages in I’m sure he’s made it cum by now or it will be in the bathroom rubbing one off with his miss,s

[gunter 4,164]

19 hours ago, mitre said:

All dog breeds are fine as long as they are healthy and normal no health issues like some dogs can get look at some pugs breathing problems great Danes with limb problems and a lot of vet Bills on top too 

Bet you have a few health issues 

[iworkwhippets 13,296]

I've got just the chap in mind for you, and he will pay you for the privilege , let me give thee a clue, He's a lonely old pleb, as he as admitted, his wife gives him a bollocking,  he deals in sexy mags, and he views channel  674, .  Ta ta fer now

[gnipper 7,121]

 

[mel b 4,866]

25 minutes ago, gnipper said:

 

[gunter 4,164]

4 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

I've got just the chap in mind for you, and he will pay you for the privilege , let me give thee a clue, He's a lonely old pleb, as he as admitted, his wife gives him a bollocking,  he deals in sexy mags, and he views channel  674, .  Ta ta fer now

Next time I see you I hope its on the  back page of a magazine for an advert on make a wish foundation bald and yellow 

Edited yesterday at 22:56 by gunter

[dai dogs 2,346]

On 12/03/2026 at 22:51, mushroom said:

Dickhead is nearly 12 and is still a powerhouse. I'm thinking when and he's like nah! How do I get his spunk and preserve it?

Taken 2mins ago

 

Mushroom if you’re stuck ill come and wank your dog as long as you pay my fees I’m no virgin to this activity 

[ditchman 4,264]

12 minutes ago, dai dogs said:

Mushroom if you’re stuck ill come and wank your dog as long as you pay my fees I’m no virgin to this activity 

has anyone asked the dog how he feels about this action ?

[dai dogs 2,346]

4 minutes ago, ditchman said:

has anyone asked the dog how he feels about this action ?

I don’t think he would have any problem with it to be honest Iv never had any in the past and I’ve wanked hundreds 

[ditchman 4,264]

43 minutes ago, dai dogs said:

I don’t think he would have any problem with it to be honest Iv never had any in the past and I’ve wanked hundreds 

dogging is a tough life....someone has to do it......power to your elbow

Volterol helps

[mel b 4,866]

11 hours ago, dai dogs said:

I don’t think he would have any problem with it to be honest Iv never had any in the past and I’ve wanked hundreds 

Do you do it in a professional capacity dai ?, or it more a sort of hobby mate ? .

[dai dogs 2,346]

1 minute ago, mel b said:

Do you do it in a professional capacity dai ?, or it more a sort of hobby mate ? .

I have done it for favours in the past I don’t charge for the service it’s not a hobby has such

[mel b 4,866]

Just now, dai dogs said:

I have done it for favours in the past I don’t charge for the service it’s not a hobby has such

I wouldn't say too much about it in front of ditchman.  He hasn't got a dog , but he'll still pop round if he thinks he's getting a free wank .

[ditchman 4,264]

12 minutes ago, mel b said:

I wouldn't say too much about it in front of ditchman.  He hasn't got a dog , but he'll still pop round if he thinks he's getting a free wank .

i could feign a doggy sort of BARK ...if that would help.........and lick my balls