Favourite clothing

[WILF 51,469]

1 hour ago, Halfhound said:

Guilty of it myself if I have to run to the shops during the day no way am I going to change my clothes. I’ve an old Jeep and it absolutely stinks of dogs and horses and you know yourself the smell of horses gets into your skin never mind your clothes. What can I say I’m a savage 

There’s a massive difference between an honest days dirt and sweat and people you can see are just dirty b*****ds all the time mate, you know that yourself. 
Theres genuinely a number of blokes (and some women) who you see all the time around town who always reek of stale piss, shit, sweat or a heady mixture of all 3 !

Always got the same filthy clothes on, dirty unkept hair……just soapy b*****ds.

That ain’t the same as a lad grubby from graft you see about day to day.

[Bangersanmash 5,933]

On 15/11/2025 at 18:15, mackem said:

Doing my “delicates” at the moment old chap,I can be as metrosexual as the next gadgie.

f**k sake it's got bad on here when we're talking abart washing men. FFS  

[Bangersanmash 5,933]

11 minutes ago, WILF said:

There’s a massive difference between an honest days dirt and sweat and people you can see are just dirty b*****ds all the time mate, you know that yourself. 
Theres genuinely a number of blokes (and some women) who you see all the time around town who always reek of stale piss, shit, sweat or a heady mixture of all 3 !

Always got the same filthy clothes on, dirty unkept hair……just soapy b*****ds.

That ain’t the same as a lad grubby from graft you see about day to day.

Yep  

[mackem 30,488]

4 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

f**k sake it's got bad on here when we're talking abart washing men. FFS  

And a bit of vacuuming Bangers,quite therapeutic actually,any household cleaning tips you need drop me a Pm.

 

[Bangersanmash 5,933]

4 hours ago, mackem said:

And a bit of vacuuming Bangers,quite therapeutic actually,any household cleaning tips you need drop me a Pm.

 

You've just picked that up from top of landing for the pic to wind me up . Your off for a shite really. 

[mel b 4,237]

4 hours ago, mackem said:

And a bit of vacuuming Bangers,quite therapeutic actually,any household cleaning tips you need drop me a Pm.

 

For fucks sake mac . Now they all know you're a homo mate.

[WILF 51,469]

4 hours ago, mackem said:

And a bit of vacuuming Bangers,quite therapeutic actually,any household cleaning tips you need drop me a Pm.

 

That carpet and them walls would last about 3 milliseconds with my feral family ! lol 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,634]

There will be some sort of highly flaunted professor somewhere who will be able to prove there is some sort of link between being able to administer yourself and success in life. 

the idea you have to go about like a tramp to be masculine is laughable. There’s nothing looks smarter than a decent shape , a smart trim , shaved , ironed clean and smelling nice . It ain’t f***ing hard 

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,634]

12 minutes ago, WILF said:

That carpet and them walls would last about 3 milliseconds with my feral family ! lol 

I genuinely reckon I keep the sugar soap industry afloat in the uk .

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,634]

I’ll tell you what does my nut in , these f***ing beard efforts people are rocking about in . 

I’ve nothing against a geezer with one whose squared away, the whole shape ala a rockabilly barber poster or a dense thick pharaoh style effort , looks neat and tidy . 

it’s these scruffy little neck beards that look like a Muslim convert or a 70s geography teaching unite against racism activist.  Genuinely make my lads shave them off if it’s not impressive after two weeks and they are on top of it . 

some c**t wondering about work like a tramp up a mountain telling me it’s “fashionable “ . Get f****d you rocket 

[mackem 30,488]

39 minutes ago, mel b said:

For fucks sake mac . Now they all know you're a homo mate.

I am a bit OCD with a clean home Mel,can’t even watch the TV if the living room is a bit messy.

[eastcoast 4,690]

5 hours ago, mackem said:

And a bit of vacuuming Bangers,quite therapeutic actually,any household cleaning tips you need drop me a Pm.

 

Remember the blond Shake n Vac women in 1980's TV ads? Spitting dabs of the girlfriend's mother at the time, fancied them both. MILF I believe is the current term, now more like... "If I was 20 years younger"

[mackem 30,488]

Just now, eastcoast said:

Remember the blond Shake n Vac women in 1980's TV ads? Spitting dabs of the girlfriend's mother at the time, fancied them both. MILF I believe is the current term, now more like... "If I was 20 years younger"

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back,do the shake and vac and put the freshness back,if your carpet smells fresh your room does too……………

[Bangersanmash 5,933]

52 minutes ago, mel b said:

For fucks sake mac . Now they all know you're a homo mate.

Return of the homo Mac once again. Return of the homo Mac OMG . 

[Bangersanmash 5,933]

10 minutes ago, mackem said:

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back,do the shake and vac and put the freshness back,if your carpet smells fresh your room does too……………

Shake and vac We've moved on since then mate wife's got a brissel carpet cleaner. Lol