Pardus 1,610 Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 4 minutes ago, Bosun11 said: I'm not the biggest fan of a carvery, I really don’t like the 'school dinner' way of self service, and hoping the jobsworth 'chef' is generous with the beef (i only ever get beef), then he asks if you want a giant Yorkshire Pud, so as to fill up your plate, to screw you on the meat... No feck off! I want more of what I want, the meat. And the shittyarsed look he gives you when you ask for all the offcut trimmings. Woe betide anyone who asks for them infront of me..!!!! So, i almost always I end up pissed off, and them posh ones are even worse, so it's not the best start to a meal. That said, my two love a carvery, and the Mrs, looks for the midweek deals at Toby. Lately I've been a couple of times and for around six quid each, it's good value. Feck paying anymore for it though... You've got to play the game, tell them not to be shy with the meat, refuse the pud and then when you've filled your plate you change your mind and ask for said pud. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,137 Posted June 26 Author Report Share Posted June 26 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Bosun11 said: I'm not the biggest fan of a carvery, I really don’t like the 'school dinner' way of self service, and hoping the jobsworth 'chef' is generous with the beef (i only ever get beef), then he asks if you want a giant Yorkshire Pud, so as to fill up your plate, to screw you on the meat... No feck off! I want more of what I want, the meat. And the shittyarsed look he gives you when you ask for all the offcut trimmings. Woe betide anyone who asks for them infront of me..!!!! So, i almost always I end up pissed off, and them posh ones are even worse, so it's not the best start to a meal. That said, my two love a carvery, and the Mrs, looks for the midweek deals at Toby. Lately I've been a couple of times and for around six quid each, it's good value. Feck paying anymore for it though... It's not often I use a carvery, only when I'm to bone idle to cook fer missen, when asked if I'd like a giant Yorkshire pud, I say id like two please on top of one another, he looks confused, but leaves room on my plate fer whatever, Edited June 26 by iworkwhippets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,583 Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 5 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: It's not often I use a carvery, only when I'm to bone idle to cook fer missen, when asked if I'd like a giant Yorkshire pud, I say id like two please on top of one another, he looks confused, but leaves room on my plate fer whatever, Hope its no like the Chippy when they asked you want your sausage battered ?. you asked want your fanny slapped . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,634 Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 Do like a carvery. Probably best I’ve had was in O’Neill’s pub in Suffolk Street Dublin about 30 year ago. Went back a few year ago and it was okay, but nothing like as good as first time round. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodger 3,587 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Love a carvery but never heard of anywhere were you can get them for 6 quid I thought they was a tenner for kids? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodger 3,587 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 On 26/06/2025 at 10:45, Bosun11 said: I'm not the biggest fan of a carvery, I really don’t like the 'school dinner' way of self service, and hoping the jobsworth 'chef' is generous with the beef (i only ever get beef), then he asks if you want a giant Yorkshire Pud, so as to fill up your plate, to screw you on the meat... No feck off! I want more of what I want, the meat. And the shittyarsed look he gives you when you ask for all the offcut trimmings. Woe betide anyone who asks for them infront of me..!!!! So, i almost always I end up pissed off, and them posh ones are even worse, so it's not the best start to a meal. That said, my two love a carvery, and the Mrs, looks for the midweek deals at Toby. Lately I've been a couple of times and for around six quid each, it's good value. Feck paying anymore for it though... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,137 Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 On 26/06/2025 at 10:50, Pardus said: You've got to play the game, tell them not to be shy with the meat, refuse the pud and then when you've filled your plate you change your mind and ask for said pud. I do play the game, our stools, I ring em up and tell em I'm on my way on my efoldi, they escort me in on my Zimmer, they pay ME Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 5,131 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, dodger said: Love a carvery but never heard of anywhere were you can get them for 6 quid I thought they was a tenner for kids? It was a 4 day deal only if you sign up for the app, I’m always being sent discounts 25% off vouchers £10 when it’s your birthday and when you pay your bill they give you points on your app I’ve got a free pint waiting for me next time or if you leave it you end up getting a free meal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodger 3,587 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, FLATTOP said: It was a 4 day deal only if you sign up for the app, I’m always being sent discounts 25% off vouchers £10 when it’s your birthday and when you pay your bill they give you points on your app I’ve got a free pint waiting for me next time or if you leave it you end up getting a free meal. Sounds spot on that f t I don't know about you but I could eat a carvery every day but as bosun says you have to watch one or two of them stingy ones with the meat potions.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 1,512 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said: I do play the game, our stools, I ring em up and tell em I'm on my way on my efoldi, they escort me in on my Zimmer, they pay ME Stupid old dried up old prune Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,137 Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 45 minutes ago, gunter said: Stupid old dried up old prune Hey up Cunter, don't keep.mumsy waiting, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,359 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, gunter said: Stupid old dried up old prune On a roast ? id have sent it back lively. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 1,512 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 51 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Hey up Cunter, don't keep.mumsy waiting, You need to get angier with your come backs .you stupid looking old wrinkled f****r any bike journeys today or did them frail hips of yours not get you up of the sofa you old knacker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 1,512 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 3 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Hey up Cunter, don't keep.mumsy waiting, Did you fall asleep or die you old b*****d get up outa your bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,137 Posted June 29 Author Report Share Posted June 29 3 hours ago, gunter said: Did you fall asleep or die you old b*****d get up outa your bed Look ya dirty owd incestual, there's special forums fer perverts like thissen, this is a dog forum, . Who's the daddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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