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1 minute ago, mackem said:

The guy I was with was smoking pure huge biftas,I had the window open feeling dizzy and nauseous from smoke inhalation just wishing he would drive over a Cliff so the journey would end quickly,he was laughing,spitting and chonging in no particular order.

I will next time,promise (lol).

Them trips are wasted on you, you come here Monday morn an I’ll give ye my bank card an the keys to the yard and stuff sn you can play on the tractors an that for rest of summer, I’ll grab your bank card an your schedule an I’ll go meet these folks for you, deal? Haha 

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You Don't won't to loose any more weight DC...lol For those that haven't met DC...when I first met him he had his back to me ...yet I could still see his abs...he's that lean ...lol

32 inch waists on men hahaha bet yous have all got size 6/7 feet aswell ffs that’s as feminine as fcuk haha 

My advice is don’t feed them after midnight haha 

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3 minutes ago, mackem said:

The guy I was with was smoking pure huge biftas,I had the window open feeling dizzy and nauseous from smoke inhalation just wishing he would drive over a Cliff so the journey would end quickly,he was laughing,spitting and chonging in no particular order.

I will next time,promise (lol).

Sounds like a fun journey....not

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3 hours ago, WILF said:

Well, this thread took a strange turn ! lol 

When I read this ….. I actually had to scroll up the top to see what thread it was that I was reading …. Nowhere more random than THL 🤣

should re named the dossers life ,tbf , apart from bangers terrier hunting mice ,ain’t much else happens  🤣

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3 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

 

3/4 tsp salt 

1 tsp baking power 

I cup of orange juice 

I litre of water. 

Try that mate.  

Every morning. I have a glass of lemon and honey water with cod liver oil . Its good for you plus refreshing too. But if im feeling abit under the weather do that what I said at the top. Specially now if you've got loose stools. Not been able to hold food in for long. Decent diet too. Plenty of fish. I have salmon twice a week. Little tins of tuna from from lidil chill one and jalapeno peppers one. Lovely too. 

 

feck me if i drunk that i would apply for a job with Mc Alpines ...fecking shotcreting

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1 hour ago, mackem said:

I was with a bloke last month,he was as healthy as f*ck,huge bloke,constantly chewed and spat backy juice,even had a spitting cup in his truck.He offered me some but I would rather have a tapeworm infestation than chew that shit,lol.

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did you tell him you ate olives and advercado............you dirty bugger

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9 minutes ago, ditchman said:

did you tell him you ate olives and advercado............you dirty bugger

No ditch,we were in an area called murder mountain and he was local so I decided not to mention anything that sounded remotely LGBTQ  even quiche and guacamole never entered the conversation.

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3 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

 

3/4 tsp salt 

1 tsp baking power 

I cup of orange juice 

I litre of water. 

Try that mate.  

Every morning. I have a glass of lemon and honey water with cod liver oil . Its good for you plus refreshing too. But if im feeling abit under the weather do that what I said at the top. Specially now if you've got loose stools. Not been able to hold food in for long. Decent diet too. Plenty of fish. I have salmon twice a week. Little tins of tuna from from lidil chill one and jalapeno peppers one. Lovely too. 

 

Or you could just drink a pint of milk which as shown to be just as hydrating as electrolyte drinks.

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3 hours ago, dodger said:

Yeh I get headaches mate I have medicine for it n yeh I do have sea salt IV also had stomach problems for a few years now such as bloateness constipation n looseness so I worry that also won't help with dehydration 

Every morning as far back as I can remember, at precisely 6 44 , constant bowel movements, and thats me me done till following day,    that's cos I'm normal , solid ones may i add ,  Helloooo 

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7 minutes ago, mackem said:

No ditch,we were in an area called murder mountain and he was local so I decided not to mention anything that sounded remotely LGBTQ  even quiche and guacamole never entered the conversation.

Watched the documentary was the hills as rough as they looked lol  cool place bet there's some character's up there 

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25 minutes ago, gunter said:

Watched the documentary was the hills as rough as they looked lol  cool place bet there's some character's up there 

Once your off the Highway at Garberville it’s exactly as you saw it in the documentary series,alderpoint is no man’s land,redneck central,you see the missing posters,hear the stories and realise it’s the real deal,especially when people take you up to cabins at midnight in the middle of nowhere,and you haven’t a clue where you are,and neither does anyone else except the locals your with.

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14 minutes ago, mackem said:

Once your off the Highway at Garberville it’s exactly as you saw it in the documentary series,alderpoint is no man’s land,redneck central,you see the missing posters,hear the stories and realise it’s the real deal,especially when people take you up to cabins at midnight in the middle of nowhere,and you haven’t a clue where you are,and neither does anyone else except the locals your with.

At least you didn't get raped and murdered mate lol 

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