ditchman 3,252 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 take no time at all at wharp factor bollocks and scratch yer klingons....we come in peace shoot to kill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,342 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I absolutely love Friday evenings on this section of THL!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,247 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Lads use gravitational wave propulsion, bring it to you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,342 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 4 hours ago, Pardus said: Just to name a few. 1. The sun stood still. 2. A talking snake. 3. A talking donkey. 4. Wheel eyed creatures. 5. The parting of the sea. 6. Dead people rising. 7. The feeding of 5000 with 5 loaves of bred and two fish. 8. An ascend to heaven in a fiery chariot. 9. Three men survive a fiery furnace without a single thread of hair singed. Do you believe in these events mate? Looking at this post again, and imagining some of the possible 'reasoning' behind such claims!! Am sniggering like a 10 year old schoolboy, and the mrs is 'giving me daggers!!' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,247 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Pardus said: About 5.88 trillion miles. In visual and distance terms. If this full stop . is the equivalent of 100 miles, one light year would be full stops stretching from the UK to New Zealand. Not bad Edited June 13 by Lenmcharristar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,342 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Not apologising to the 'believers' on here, but these are just some samples of jesus' work; 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,342 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 1 minute ago, shaaark said: Not apologising to the 'believers' on here, but these are just some samples of jesus' work; Not bad, for a carpenter over 2000 years ago!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,252 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 57 minutes ago, shaaark said: Not apologising to the 'believers' on here, but these are just some samples of jesus' work; bet he was knackered after that lot.....and not a risk assesment or method statement in sight.....he could have been reported to the BMA.....unliecened operator........shocking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 2,759 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 59 minutes ago, shaaark said: Not bad, for a carpenter over 2000 years ago!! Mate if you beleive you evolved from a rock a couple of billion years ago then you in no place to make fun of jesus ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,247 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Job advert: jesus carpenter seeks joiners Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 48,347 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 4 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: A think its a load of bollocks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 1,610 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 22 minutes ago, Francie, said: Mate if you beleive you evolved from a rock a couple of billion years ago then you in no place to make fun of jesus ffs But evolution has been observed, remind me of these biblical miracles that have been replicated? Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 2,759 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 6 minutes ago, Pardus said: But evolution has been observed, remind me of these biblical miracles that have been replicated? Lol Lol evoloution from a rock to human has not been observed,it apparently happend over a timescale of 4.5 billion years,it has not been observed. There both belief systems,accept it mate 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 1,610 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 7 minutes ago, Francie, said: Lol evoloution from a rock to human has not been observed,it apparently happend over a timescale of 4.5 billion years,it has not been observed. There both belief systems,accept it mate You are off your rocker, evolution definitely HAS been observed. If you're going to make stupid points like you haven't seen a land hippo evolve in to a whale then obviously not, how on earth can you expect to see macro evolution within a few thousand years? Lol So, can you tell me which magical feats of the bible have been replicated? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,247 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 15 minutes ago, Francie, said: Lol evoloution from a rock to human has not been observed,it apparently happend over a timescale of 4.5 billion years,it has not been observed. There both belief systems,accept it mate Just hope he finds jesus mate, best ya can do 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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