Big cats UK

[mel b 4,107]

14 minutes ago, Bendigo said:

I'm more worried about the daughter, she doesn't sound the sharpest tool in the box.... perhaps an old gardener invited her into his potting shed

I bet it's that f***ing ditchman again .

[mitre 412]

I think we're got Wrong end of the  stick the cat was in season would roam off and return pregnant

[mel b 4,107]

16 minutes ago, mitre said:

I think we're got Wrong end of the  stick the cat was in season would roam off and return pregnant

Sorry mitre , I think  I'm missing something mate.

So youre saying that ditchman got the cats mom pregnant in his potting shed ?.

He's a f***ing right un he is .

[Franks dad 2,465]

21 minutes ago, mel b said:

Sorry mitre , I think  I'm missing something mate.

So youre saying that ditchman got the cats mom pregnant in his potting shed ?.

He's a f***ing right un he is .

Pussys ,pussy right pussy lovers  .. we got pink pussy ,  black pussy…..

 

[mitre 412]

Is it rude don't matter 

[Bendigo 1,339]

It's a fckin disgrace that's what it is

[mel b 4,107]

9 minutes ago, Bendigo said:

It's a fckin disgrace that's what it is

I agree mate.  It's shocking what folks get up to in potting sheds .

[Franks dad 2,465]

29 minutes ago, mel b said:

I agree mate.  It's shocking what folks get up to in potting sheds .

I dread to think what goes on in one of those “man caves “

[mel b 4,107]

3 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

I dread to think what goes on in one of those “man caves “

Sodomy would be my guess mate , f***ing sodomy.

I reckon mitre will know mate . He's pretty clued up on this sort of stuff .

[Franks dad 2,465]

2 minutes ago, mel b said:

Sodomy would be my guess mate , f***ing sodomy.

I reckon mitre will know mate . He's pretty clued up on this sort of stuff .

Is sodomy like Latin for  surf and turf …. 

[mel b 4,107]

3 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

Is sodomy like Latin for  surf and turf …. 

I always thought it was something to do with cakes . Mitre will be along in a moment to explain it all mate . He's the hunting life expert on sodomy according to ditchman .

[Franks dad 2,465]

1 minute ago, mel b said:

I always thought it was something to do with cakes . Mitre will be along in a moment to explain it all mate . He's the hunting life expert on sodomy according to ditchman .

WAre they like a couple now … I’ve noticed the meals are getting bigger , is he eating for two and cooking for three .

[mel b 4,107]

1 minute ago, Franks dad said:

WAre they like a couple now … I’ve noticed the meals are getting bigger , is he eating for two and cooking for three .

I think you've nailed it . Well somebody nailed it , that's why we've had the unwanted potting shed pregnancies .

Where's mitre when you need a sensible answer . 

[Franks dad 2,465]

Just now, mel b said:

I think you've nailed it . Well somebody nailed it , that's why we've had the unwanted potting shed pregnancies .

Where's mitre when you need a sensible answer . 

Inside ditch at the mo maybe … 

[mel b 4,107]

5 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

Inside ditch at the mo maybe … 

Dirty feckers .