iworkwhippets 12,953 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 just read about a pensioner in France , walked into hospital, they had to evacuate the hospital, cos he had a world war 2 bomb up his rectum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,272 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: just read about a pensioner in France , walked into hospital, they had to evacuate the hospital, cos he had a world war 2 bomb up his rectum What a bummer for the patients 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,272 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: just read about a pensioner in France , walked into hospital, they had to evacuate the hospital, cos he had a world war 2 bomb up his rectum I read the headline but not the story , what are they gonna do , get some poor apprentice from the bomb squad to diffuse it ….. or take him to a safe place and carry out a controlled explosion 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,953 Posted December 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Dunno mate but I can see some shit flying 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,272 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Dunno mate but I can see some shit flying Fire in the hole ……. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,471 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Rectum?, fecking killed him. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,272 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just now, mackay said: Rectum?, fecking killed him. Small flesh wound at most Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,307 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Be surprised what you can fit in a kinder egg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Cure his haemorrhoids that’s for sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,046 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) Stupid frog, you need to train a rectum, you start with a . 22 bullet, then .303, then a stick of dynamite before you go full arse bomb. Don't ask me I how I know that. Edited December 22, 2022 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 25,846 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 I've heard about "having a arsehole like a .303 exit wound" after consuming a rather potent curry......but this is taking it to extremes ! ! Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 The mind f***ing boggles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,046 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, chartpolski said: I've heard about "having a arsehole like a .303 exit wound" after consuming a rather potent curry......but this is taking it to extremes ! ! Cheers. I used to share a flat with a guy who would always take the piss with Indian waiters. He would go into his routine of "Oi Gunga Din", take the piss out of their accents and generally make an obnoxious cock of himself. He could never understand why curries would go right through him like ground glass. Rule 1 in the concrete jungle. Don't insult people who prepare food out of your line of vision. Thick fecker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,024 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Sure as hell takes the meaning of stink bomb to a new level if he farts wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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