iworkwhippets 13,145 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Hey up,now look , no matter what the weather, i always leave the door in my lounge slightly open, i like the fresh air that blows in, but theres this ginger tom cat will nose the bloody door open, and just sit there gawping at me, ive nowt against cats even though the varmints have a crap on my little bit of front garden, so this morning, in it comes, it knows ive no time fer it, but it dunna care, so thought bugger it, it takes my mind off other things for a while, so i cooked it an egg, followed by a drop off milk, i no now i will never get shut of it but neh mind eh, its doing no harm, but i never thowt, i would be having a cat fer company, why cant a nice stonking lurcher walk through my door eh 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,567 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Because you wouldn’t be able to keep like you’ve told us a thousand times before Keith lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,145 Posted December 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: Because you wouldn’t be able to keep like you’ve told us a thousand times before Keith lol i no mate, but we all have our little dreams at times Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,635 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 I've changed my mind on cats in recent years I use to hate them like you but I've come to accept them ,they make a ideal low maintenance pet for someone like us who doesn't have the time for a dog at the moment or someone like you who likes a bit of low maintenance company. Also great for pest control here keeping on top of the mice we are on our second now this fellah turned up last Xmas not long after loosing our old cat to old age . New cat and old cat with the rat 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,145 Posted December 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Thanks Kanny, its not the first time its sneaked in, im getting to look forward to it now, so much so, ive bought the bugger a tin of cat food 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,635 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 minute ago, iworkwhippets said: Thanks Kanny, its not the first time its sneaked in, im getting to look forward to it now, so much so, ive bought the bugger a tin of cat food He's adopted you now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,567 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 We had a cat I was dead against it but he grew on me and would come and curl up in front of my log burner in my man cave plus he he to scratch the f**k of the Twat I live with. sadly got ran over Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,367 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: We had a cat I was dead against it but he grew on me and would come and curl up in front of my log burner in my man cave plus he he to scratch the f**k of the Twat I live with. sadly got ran over The cat still OK though? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,567 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 46 minutes ago, shaaark said: The cat still OK though? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,367 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 We have a wild cat sleeps on the outside sill of our conservatory door, It will meow at you all f***ing night trying to get you to feed it. if you bend down or put a hand anywhere near it. it hisses bares its teeth and its paw is ready to swipe, Strange creature it is, But i quite like its attitude Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,464 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, paulus said: We have a wild cat sleeps on the outside sill of our conservatory door, It will meow at you all f***ing night trying to get you to feed it. if you bend down or put a hand anywhere near it. it hisses bares its teeth and its paw is ready to swipe, Strange creature it is, But i quite like its attitude Give Greyman a call ffs! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,145 Posted December 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 42 minutes ago, paulus said: We have a wild cat sleeps on the outside sill of our conservatory door, It will meow at you all f***ing night trying to get you to feed it. if you bend down or put a hand anywhere near it. it hisses bares its teeth and its paw is ready to swipe, Strange creature it is, But i quite like its attitude You wanna see the size of this bugger, it doesnt like me , cos if i bend down to stroke it, it would have me, its got a bigger back on it than me 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 27,729 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Sometimes in my less sensible periods I wonder if one of those Wild cat crosses could be trained to course a hare or rabbit, and how it would stand with regards to the Hunting Act ? Cheets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, chartpolski said: Sometimes in my less sensible periods I wonder if one of those Wild cat crosses could be trained to course a hare or rabbit, and how it would stand with regards to the Hunting Act ? Cheets. I sort of think think they are more able to train us than we are of training them. I have watched one stalk a pheasant, vary impressive, i have to say. Sadly its body ended up down a rabbit hole shortly afterwards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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