iworkwhippets 13,232 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 eh, this place is full of , pisstakers n comedians, sense of humour in abundance, theres this lady lives above me, not long been moved in, she has a sister that comes visit, be in her fifties, nowt wrong we her, i had a good laugh with her last night with a glass of wine, i says does thou wanna marry me or [BANNED TEXT], yes she says, eh hello. its great here we all get on together, youd have to be here to witness it, im going fer a lie down i am 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,565 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 You pist? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,361 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 Hes away for a ham shank never mind a lie down 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 11,054 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 If it makes you happy marry her make sure she's not a gold digger as the saying goes life is short enjoy it wile you can. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,042 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 Slow down a bit, no sense rushing these things, marry in haste repent at leisure and all that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,471 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 Now then young man. How about you prepare Sunday dinner with a nice bottle and then let us know how you get on? Jok. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,777 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 Hi mate, about your pm. There's been a mistake. Sorry I don't have any viagra. Your message is addressed to Ken??? My name is Peregrine. You asked about fox porn as well. Fecked If I know anything about that. Best of luck in your search. Peregrine. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,877 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 Should have just asked for a jump mate I bet they're all at it in them places. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,207 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 Check under the bonnet before putting a ring on it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,232 Posted October 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 lol bugger off ya barmy sods, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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