Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 Just bought a new quilt, off Amazon. Got a quilt cover too, to go with it. Woodland themed thing. Nice, dark green. Animals and birds on it. Nice. Can't wait to show my neighbour. " My new quilt cover. " I'll tell him. " Got it off Amazon. " ' Nice. ' He'll say. ' Nice green. ' " Yeah. " I'll agree. Then I'll say: " I was looking for a cammo one. But, I couldn't find one. " I fukkin Love winding this kunt up!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted May 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 I got this one, look. Got foxes on it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I got this one, look. Got foxes on it That's a duvet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted May 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 Just now, ArchieHood said: That's a duvet. Always called a Continental Quilt, when I first saw them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 (edited) Feel vaguely uncomfortable being shown other mens' bedrooms. What's next? Would you like to slip into something more comfortable? Edited May 8, 2022 by jukel123 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted May 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 My Bedroom??? That's a fukking picture off Amazon, ye lunatic! Ye really think I prance about putting lit candles about the place?! My bed's a thing in a home made wooden box, with a fukking great turtle tank at the foot of it! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: My Bedroom??? That's a fukking picture off Amazon, ye lunatic! Ye really think I prance about putting lit candles about the place?! My bed's a thing in a home made wooden box, with a fukking great turtle tank at the foot of it! Am in tears writing this!! . Mrs just looked at me rather aggressively, so I show her this thread, WE are now both LAUGHING OUT LOUD!! LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 Spose I better put my bedroom up 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 30 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: My Bedroom??? That's a fukking picture off Amazon, ye lunatic! Ye really think I prance about putting lit candles about the place?! My bed's a thing in a home made wooden box, with a fukking great turtle tank at the foot of it! Now, now, I said " other mens' bedrooms". I did not specify your bedroom, which I am told is far gayer than the one depicted. I saw 3 turtles basking on dry land near a pond today. Buggers are everywhere. Does anybody know if they can breed in UK temperatures? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackthelad 1,855 Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said: I got this one, look. Got foxes on it Seen your kitchen no danger that’s your bedroom.... nice quilt 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,828 Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 On 08/05/2022 at 14:26, jukel123 said: I saw 3 turtles basking on dry land near a pond today. Buggers are everywhere. Does anybody know if they can breed in UK temperatures? Breeding season here now, saw loads basking yesterday. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 What's that, Mack? Floating pool table for them? Funny, that; How they can breed happily in places like Canada and North America. Yet, UK is ~ supposedly ~ too cold for it Now, this shit's beyond my remit. But, do not turtles lay their eggs buried on dry land? Grass snakes do. And they're fine. As are the various 'cousin' types of 'Grass Snake' found on that side. Fukk ton of terrapins said to be living in British waters. Yet, the 'official' line is that they're not breeding? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 (edited) On 08/05/2022 at 19:26, jukel123 said: Now, now, I said " other mens' bedrooms". I did not specify your bedroom, which I am told is far gayer than the one depicted. I saw 3 turtles basking on dry land near a pond today. Buggers are everywhere. Does anybody know if they can breed in UK temperatures? It used to be thought to be too cold for them to successfully hatch a clutch but there's been breeding populations observed in some spots down south in the last decade or so Edited May 31, 2022 by BGD 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,828 Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said: What's that, Mack? Floating pool table for them? Funny, that; How they can breed happily in places like Canada and North America. Yet, UK is ~ supposedly ~ too cold for it Now, this shit's beyond my remit. But, do not turtles lay their eggs buried on dry land? Grass snakes do. And they're fine. As are the various 'cousin' types of 'Grass Snake' found on that side. Fukk ton of terrapins said to be living in British waters. Yet, the 'official' line is that they're not breeding? It gets down to -40 here, ice feet thick,UK doesn't have such extremes, I can't imagine why turtles can't thrive. I live right next to petrie island turtle reserve, on a hot summers day you can walk the path and see dozens basking, yesterday I got the shock of my f***ing life, bloke came walking down the path, big fat bloke with a father Christmas beard, he was wearing a bra and a mini skirt Baby terrapin sighting in London suggests possible threat to UK wildlife | Wildlife | The Guardian AMP-THEGUARDIAN-COM.CDN.AMPPROJECT.ORG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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