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Up here there was some poor old dear’s skeletal remains found in her house after someone came knocking to find out why she hadn’t turned up for her jab. They reckon she’d died a few years ago, no-one even noticed ☹️ In a better place now I hope.

A wee tip though.., if you have your significant other drying out up in the attic, or buried under the patio, whilst you pick up her pension (to give to the bookie or offie no doubt)..., might be an idea to slip on one of her frocks and a bit of lippy and get yourself down the vaccine centre before someone comes asking questions ?

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We didn't take him out the coffin but me and a few old friends picked a old hippy traveller friend up from the funeral directors and took him for a few spliffs and a beer or two before taking him real

Fukc me would you be better off on mums net perhaps .......

Fukcing freak .........

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10 hours ago, socks said:

Drunk in there hundreds of times it’s in my village and it was a mate of mines mother .....

Lengths people will go to, to give you the swerve mate, maybe you should leave the sickle at home from time to time ?

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On 10/03/2021 at 22:26, South hams hunter said:

Been living with his misses skeleton for 12 years because he couldn't bear to be alone 

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A WOMAN who was found dead after failing to turn up for a Covid vaccine may have passed away...

 

Thats a dry ride ! 

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On 11/03/2021 at 22:19, socks said:

Humans are a very strange species. 

 

On 11/03/2021 at 22:24, king said:

I agree 100%. It's totally baffling.mad as feck..

Must be something in the water that sends you jacks a tad mentally askance.  Some of you have even been known to leap off mountain tops, holding on to little more than a home made kite, after bingeing on drugs and reading an 'idiots guide to human powered flight'.

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25 minutes ago, shaaark said:

 

Must be something in the water that sends you jacks a tad mentally askance.  Some of you have even been known to leap off mountain tops, holding on to little more than a home made kite, after bingeing on drugs and reading an 'idiots guide to human powered flight'.

Fecking jacks you cheeky fecker..

No jack in me shark....that's like me calling you a paki..

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