What's cooking?

[ditchman 4,118]

1 hour ago, Daniel cain said:

liver, bacon,mash and onion gravy...

supreme nosh..............bloody good for youas well

[Stavross 19,776]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

Mate I get that now...my lad pissing himself laughing a few week back in the butchers...one of the staff said something about how nice it was my grandson out with his grandad...cheeky f****r...lol...

Best of it is my Mrs is 13 year younger than me ...but she don't age....looks like a 25 year age difference now...lol

I’m the same, I’ve been mistaken for the wife’s dad she’s sometimes gets asked for I.D. and she’s bloody 40 in a few weeks 

[mel b 4,693]

8 hours ago, Stavross said:

I’m the same, I’ve been mistaken for the wife’s dad she’s sometimes gets asked for I.D. and she’s bloody 40 in a few weeks 

You don't want to do a swap do you stav ?. Mine usually gets asked for a pension book as ID. She'd be perfect for you mate , as she can't cook worth a wank either .

[ditchman 4,118]

5 minutes ago, mel b said:

You don't want to do a swap do you stav ?. Mine usually gets asked for a pension book as ID. She'd be perfect for you mate , as she can't cook worth a wank either .

you are going to be in deep shite if she reads this

[mel b 4,693]

5 hours ago, ditchman said:

you are going to be in deep shite if she reads this

I can't belive you hacked my account , and wrote things like that about my sweet beautiful darling wife , that i shall love until i draw my last breath , and then for eternity . 

You're a right c**t you are .