What's cooking?

[mackem 30,293]

3 minutes ago, green lurchers said:

Pork bacon ? lol 

Yup,she eats bacon,heathen.

[green lurchers 17,164]

19 minutes ago, mackem said:

Yup,she eats bacon,heathen.

She has great tastes in food !  When did  this anti pork thing of yours begin ? 

[mackem 30,293]

1 minute ago, green lurchers said:

She has great tastes in food !  When did  this anti pork thing of yours begin ? 

Long time ago,can't bear to even smell it cooking,horrible stuff,give me eggs royale any morning of the week old chap.

[Arry 25,565]

A roast leg joint of Tamworth Pork from a Farm shop.

Mine with the adition of some sprouts.

Cheers Arry

[ditchman 3,756]

lads food.............for the lads ...sorry Mack

 

[mackem 30,293]

2 minutes ago, ditchman said:

lads food.............for the lads ...sorry Mack

 

You did that deliberate,I feel nauseous and woozy,you have put me off my lunch,I need olives.

[ditchman 3,756]

11 minutes ago, mackem said:

You did that deliberate,I feel nauseous and woozy,you have put me off my lunch,I need olives.

well you know where you can stick them olives

[Franks dad 2,550]

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

lads food.............for the lads ...sorry Mack

 

Cracking that mate … 9.5 ..Needs a  pineapple ring and some petit poi’s on there ditch to get a 10 

[mel b 4,168]

2 hours ago, mackem said:

You did that deliberate,I feel nauseous and woozy,you have put me off my lunch,I need olives.

Who you trying to fool ?. You know that you'd love a little nibble on ditches mini sausage .

[mackem 30,293]

8 minutes ago, mel b said:

Who you trying to fool ?. You know that you'd love a little nibble on ditches mini sausage .

Get ditch an early-bird ticket for next year's swingathon,I think its up his way abouts,OAP's get a free testicular kick.

https://swingathon.uk/

[mel b 4,168]

5 minutes ago, mackem said:

Get ditch an early-bird ticket for next year's swingathon,I think its up his way abouts,OAP's get a free testicular kick.

https://swingathon.uk/

Just booked my ticket , apparently the foods great.  One reviewer said that it's the best nosh he's ever had   . 

[Franks dad 2,550]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

Just booked my ticket , apparently the foods great.  One reviewer said that it's the best nosh he's ever had   . 

See you there

[mel b 4,168]

7 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

See you there

Ditchman said you're his +1

[Franks dad 2,550]

Just now, mel b said:

Ditchman said you're his +1

In his dreams ….. 

unless he’s paying … I’m a slut 

[mel b 4,168]

2 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

In his dreams ….. 

unless he’s paying … I’m a slut 

Paying ?????

His wallet is like one of those Chinese puzzles .  Nobody has been able to figure out how to open it since 1964.