What's cooking?

[Seagull 808]

Liquid breakfast, be rude not to.

 

[ditchman 3,418]

12 hours ago, Stavross said:

Garlic chicken breast with hasselbacks, tender stem and a leek and white wine sauce 

so well presented.....i eat with my eyes as do alot of other folk

[ditchman 3,418]

28 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Liquid breakfast, be rude not to.

 

that'll flex yer bladder boy.................you will be like a bleedin petrol pump

[Seagull 808]

12 minutes ago, ditchman said:

that'll flex yer bladder boy.................you will be like a bleedin petrol pump

I'm one of them, I have strong plumbing and can hold it off for ages but once the pipes burst I'm pissing like a racehorse, and then you end up synchronized pissing with a stranger don't ya!.....

[Daniel cain 48,884]

47 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Liquid breakfast, be rude not to.

 

Weather spoons giro day?

[Seagull 808]

1 minute ago, Daniel cain said:

Weather spoons giro day?

There's life outside Rhyl son....

[Daniel cain 48,884]

15 minutes ago, Seagull said:

There's life outside Rhyl son....

Went to Rhyl as a kid...infact we have planned a little trip, travel upto North Wales and work our way down, passing all the different sets of waterfalls in Wales ... Just loading up the motorhome with supplies...got a member off here coming down to fish the Wye for a few days...few beers,few drams munch ,fishing and a few runs with the dogs...got footings for an extension to dig out next week....start that on Wednesday probably,see how I'm feeling....

[ditchman 3,418]

4 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

Went to Rhyl as a kid...infact we have planned a little trip, travel upto North Wales and work our way down, passing all the different sets of waterfalls in Wales ... Just loading up the motorhome with supplies...got a member off here coming down to fish the Wye for a few days...few beers,few drams munch ,fishing and a few runs with the dogs...got footings for an extension to dig out next week....start that on Wednesday probably,see how I'm feeling....

Terry Wogan went to Bangor once

[ditchman 3,418]

rainy day food ....practicing for autumn

 

[jok 3,459]

Well guys I’m back on the job. Making about 40 faggots which will no doubt go down the pub. Jok.

[ditchman 3,418]

2 hours ago, jok said:

Well guys I’m back on the job. Making about 40 faggots which will no doubt go down the pub. Jok.

never been brave enough to enter a pub with 40 faggots in it.........i bet Mel3 has tho' ...he has experience in many different spheres that boy

[jok 3,459]

[Arry 24,891]

My turn tonight so Bass fillets. There was a quarter of lemon that went on after because Wifey dripped at me asking where it was Lol.

Cheers Arry

Edited 13 hours ago by Arry

[mitre 288]

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

rainy day food ....practicing for autumn

 

Keep that to one side and pop it over tomorrow for tea

[mel b 3,689]

4 hours ago, ditchman said:

never been brave enough to enter a pub with 40 faggots in it.........i bet Mel3 has tho' ...he has experience in many different spheres that boy

That's because you just ooze homosexuality mate , and you just wouldn't be safe . Me on the other hand , would just terrify your average homosexual male , and could instantly convert your average homosexual female.

Strangely enough. I've spent many evenings in the company of hundreds of homosexuals , and apparently,  they find me quite charming. 

I remember one evening particularly well , when a homosexual gentleman was trying to chat me up near the gentlemens toilet.  I thanked him , and explained that I was straight . He said  " that's such a shame you'd make a great bear " , then turning to several other homosexual gentlemen , said " wouldn't he make a great bear ? ".  They all agreed , so I thanked them for there kind words , and went back to my position on the door.

Anyway . Chuffed with my many compliments,  I explained to the other door lads , what had just happened.  They almost pissed there pants , and explained to me what a bear was .

On another occasion ( at a different establishment) , a homosexual gentleman attempted to touch me , somewhat inappropriately.   I won't go into too much detail , but I reckon he'll be f***ing sure to ask politely before he ever tries to touch anyone again.