Seagull 808 Posted yesterday at 07:46 Report Share Posted yesterday at 07:46 Liquid breakfast, be rude not to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,418 Posted yesterday at 08:15 Report Share Posted yesterday at 08:15 12 hours ago, Stavross said: Garlic chicken breast with hasselbacks, tender stem and a leek and white wine sauce so well presented.....i eat with my eyes as do alot of other folk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,418 Posted yesterday at 08:16 Report Share Posted yesterday at 08:16 28 minutes ago, Seagull said: Liquid breakfast, be rude not to. that'll flex yer bladder boy.................you will be like a bleedin petrol pump Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seagull 808 Posted yesterday at 08:30 Report Share Posted yesterday at 08:30 12 minutes ago, ditchman said: that'll flex yer bladder boy.................you will be like a bleedin petrol pump I'm one of them, I have strong plumbing and can hold it off for ages but once the pipes burst I'm pissing like a racehorse, and then you end up synchronized pissing with a stranger don't ya!..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 48,885 Posted yesterday at 08:34 Report Share Posted yesterday at 08:34 47 minutes ago, Seagull said: Liquid breakfast, be rude not to. Weather spoons giro day? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seagull 808 Posted yesterday at 08:37 Report Share Posted yesterday at 08:37 1 minute ago, Daniel cain said: Weather spoons giro day? There's life outside Rhyl son.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 48,885 Posted yesterday at 08:59 Report Share Posted yesterday at 08:59 15 minutes ago, Seagull said: There's life outside Rhyl son.... Went to Rhyl as a kid...infact we have planned a little trip, travel upto North Wales and work our way down, passing all the different sets of waterfalls in Wales ... Just loading up the motorhome with supplies...got a member off here coming down to fish the Wye for a few days...few beers,few drams munch ,fishing and a few runs with the dogs...got footings for an extension to dig out next week....start that on Wednesday probably,see how I'm feeling.... 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,418 Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 4 hours ago, Daniel cain said: Went to Rhyl as a kid...infact we have planned a little trip, travel upto North Wales and work our way down, passing all the different sets of waterfalls in Wales ... Just loading up the motorhome with supplies...got a member off here coming down to fish the Wye for a few days...few beers,few drams munch ,fishing and a few runs with the dogs...got footings for an extension to dig out next week....start that on Wednesday probably,see how I'm feeling.... Terry Wogan went to Bangor once 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,418 Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago rainy day food ....practicing for autumn 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,459 Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago Well guys I’m back on the job. Making about 40 faggots which will no doubt go down the pub. Jok. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,418 Posted 17 hours ago Report Share Posted 17 hours ago 2 hours ago, jok said: Well guys I’m back on the job. Making about 40 faggots which will no doubt go down the pub. Jok. never been brave enough to enter a pub with 40 faggots in it.........i bet Mel3 has tho' ...he has experience in many different spheres that boy 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Arry 24,891 Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago (edited) My turn tonight so Bass fillets. There was a quarter of lemon that went on after because Wifey dripped at me asking where it was Lol. Cheers Arry Edited 15 hours ago by Arry 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 288 Posted 13 hours ago Report Share Posted 13 hours ago 6 hours ago, ditchman said: rainy day food ....practicing for autumn Keep that to one side and pop it over tomorrow for tea 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,689 Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago 4 hours ago, ditchman said: never been brave enough to enter a pub with 40 faggots in it.........i bet Mel3 has tho' ...he has experience in many different spheres that boy That's because you just ooze homosexuality mate , and you just wouldn't be safe . Me on the other hand , would just terrify your average homosexual male , and could instantly convert your average homosexual female. Strangely enough. I've spent many evenings in the company of hundreds of homosexuals , and apparently, they find me quite charming. I remember one evening particularly well , when a homosexual gentleman was trying to chat me up near the gentlemens toilet. I thanked him , and explained that I was straight . He said " that's such a shame you'd make a great bear " , then turning to several other homosexual gentlemen , said " wouldn't he make a great bear ? ". They all agreed , so I thanked them for there kind words , and went back to my position on the door. Anyway . Chuffed with my many compliments, I explained to the other door lads , what had just happened. They almost pissed there pants , and explained to me what a bear was . On another occasion ( at a different establishment) , a homosexual gentleman attempted to touch me , somewhat inappropriately. I won't go into too much detail , but I reckon he'll be f***ing sure to ask politely before he ever tries to touch anyone again. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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