What's cooking?

[mackem 29,521]

9 minutes ago, mel b said:

Top scran that is mack.

What's the scary looking stuff in the fourth pic down ?. It looks delicious and poisonous at the same time.

Scary tasty poison,good description,a picture paints a thousand words,it’s actually mint buffalo perugu,balsamic and plain goat yoghurt,tastes fantastic.

[mel b 3,506]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

Scary tasty poison,good description,a picture paints a thousand words,it’s actually mint buffalo perugu,balsamic and plain goat yoghurt,tastes fantastic.

That's it then , I'm asking my mrs for buffalo perugu for tea tomorrow. 

[shaaark 11,338]

21 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

I like a nice faggot

Not sure where she got these ones from, D c, but she's been buying some really good ones for a while now. 

[mackem 29,521]

7 minutes ago, mel b said:

That's it then , I'm asking my mrs for buffalo perugu for tea tomorrow. 

Asian water buffalo as opposed to American bison AKA buffalo,tell her Mack said.

[Pewit 971]

1 hour ago, shaaark said:

Just got this down my neck.

 

3 or 4 faggots are better than 2.

[Arry 24,575]

Bass.

Cheers Arry

[mel b 3,506]

45 minutes ago, mackem said:

Asian water buffalo as opposed to American bison AKA buffalo,tell her Mack said.

I shall be sure to point out the difference to her mack , as she's telling me to f**k off and eat my chips .

[mackem 29,521]

Just now, mel b said:

I shall be sure to point out the difference to her mack , as she's telling me to f**k off and eat my chips .

Hope they were triple fried with black truffle shavings grated over them Mel?

[ditchman 3,245]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

Snigger .

silly boy

[ditchman 3,245]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

Lunch (one meal a day) Indian,rajasthani lamb dish and Kashmiri chicken.

that looks superb...i would eat everything there....................

[mel b 3,506]

6 minutes ago, mackem said:

Hope they were triple fried with black truffle shavings grated over them Mel?

They'll be quadruple fried , with mermaids fanny shavings , dusted on with a butterflys wing .

[mackem 29,521]

15 minutes ago, ditchman said:

that looks superb...i would eat everything there....................

I am glad it’s acceptable old chap,I am heading off soon so next week I am hitting a few posh places.

 

11 minutes ago, mel b said:

They'll be quadruple fried , with mermaids fanny shavings , dusted on with a butterflys wing .

that does NOT sound appetising and we don’t call them chips,we call them pommes frites.

[chartpolski 27,430]

Not up to mackems gastronomic delights; but cheese, biscuits, pickle onions, bag of Lidls crisps and a bottle of cheap South African plonk to consume whilst watching the darts !

 

Cheers.

[mackem 29,521]

2 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

Not up to mackems gastronomic delights; but cheese, biscuits, pickle onions, bag of Lidls crisps and a bottle of cheap South African plonk to consume whilst watching the darts !

 

Cheers.

That looks fantastic,apart from the alcohol of course,the rest looks great.

[mel b 3,506]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

I am glad it’s acceptable old chap,I am heading off soon so next week I am hitting a few posh places.

 

that does NOT sound appetising and we don’t call them chips,we call them pommes frites.

I'm sorry mack , but I refuse to read anything French,  because it's French .

I've got pheasant leg curry for tea tomorrow. 

When my mrs first came to live with me , whenever I butchered pheasants,  I'd vac pac them in left leg packs , and right leg packs . I told her that I always preferred the left legs as they tasted better .  Whenever she did a curry , she'd ask me if I wanted a left leg curry , or a right leg curry. She'd even tell people that she's cooking a left leg curry for tea as they tasted better.

After the first few times , I was scared to tell her the truth , so she carried on doing left leg curries for about five years , until I'd got the bottle to tell her the truth .

I'm guessing that these days , she probably makes me a left leg curry , with a bit of spit in it .