Christmas spirit/feeling.

[king 12,038]

1 minute ago, jetro said:

I'm sorry, I thought you had younger childern.

No matter, it's Christmas no matter what age lol.

Atb j 

The 1 thing mate.is we don't spend a fortune on battery's at Xmas no more lol.

I do miss them being younger though..

[socks 32,253]

3 minutes ago, king said:

The 1 thing mate.is we don't spend a fortune on battery's at Xmas no more lol.

I do miss them being younger though..

Do you buy your missus a plug in now then .......

[king 12,038]

1 minute ago, socks said:

Do you buy your missus a plug in now then .......

I'm lucky that I'm hung like a donkey Ken I don't need battery's.just a bacon butty lol.

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

King, without having to repeat the photo; What in the name of christ is that, in that mug?!

 

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

41 minutes ago, king said:

Tree has been up a week.this is the best photo I can take on my ulefone it's not the best camera phone lol.

fck me i thought i was on a shroom trip looking at the pic

[king 12,038]

1 minute ago, Ken's Deputy said:

King, without having to repeat the photo; What in the name of christ is that, in that mug?!

 

Tea mate..the wife has way to much milk I've tried converting her to dark tea.but she ain't having it lol.

[king 12,038]

1 minute ago, Ted Newgent said:

fck me i thought i was on a shroom trip looking at the pic

My galaxy phone died.so I got a cheap phone now.its says on the back of it.ulefone I've never heard of ulefone before lol.

It's shit mate lol

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

1 minute ago, king said:

My galaxy phone died.so I got a cheap phone now.its says on the back of it.ulefone I've never heard of ulefone before lol.

It's shit mate lol

lol

fck me lol

 

you could take a selfie and no bugger would know who you are

Edited November 19, 2020 by Ted Newgent

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

That's fukkin grim, mate! Get her round here, for some strong, Black tea. None of that revolting, greasy stuff in it!

Girl I knew turned me onto black coffee, forty odd years ago. Never been able to stomach grease in any drink since.

[king 12,038]

2 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said:

lol

fck me lol

 

you could take a selfie and no bugger would know who you are

I'm lucky there.ive never taken a selfie in my life mate..the screen and Internet work good on it but the camera is shocking lol.

I never take a phone with me when out.only speak to people on the house phone.so ulefone and no sim is ok lol.

[king 12,038]

3 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

That's fukkin grim, mate! Get her round here, for some strong, Black tea. None of that revolting, greasy stuff in it!

Girl I knew turned me onto black coffee, forty odd years ago. Never been able to stomach grease in any drink since.

I only have a small drop of milk myself mate.i like a dark brew.black coffee is ok aswell..

[bird 10,014]

3 hours ago, Nik_B said:

To have  a 1 year old again....what a total joy!

Especially one you can give back after filling them full of cake.

Merry Christmas !

no not this year   , ok for young kids people make a effort , ive got 2 young grandkids , but dont think we will see them, my son wife will want to spend xmas with her mother + sister, thats ok by me, but my wife will really miss seeing them. and being honest with all the death that gone on, country got massive debt , prob bigger than the 2nd WW  , nothing to feel happy about , and lets face it,   lot of family's   will run into more debt  buying things they cant afford , No fook xmas  , lets see what 2021  will be all about 1st  . deff   !

[jetro 5,349]

6 minutes ago, bird said:

no not this year   , ok for young kids people make a effort , ive got 2 young grandkids , but dont think we will see them, my son wife will want to spend xmas with her mother + sister, thats ok by me, but my wife will really miss seeing them. and being honest with all the death that gone on, country got massive debt , prob bigger than the 2nd WW  , nothing to feel happy about , and lets face it,   lot of family's   will run into more debt  buying things they cant afford , No fook xmas  , lets see what 2021  will be all about 1st  . deff   !

Check your pm Ray

Atb j 

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

I haven't drunk coffee in twenty odd years now. Nothing wrong with the stuff. Dunno. Just sort of drifted over to tea. But, I Do like a nice, strong brew. And shit tons of it! Can't have a dry throat.

Funny. When I was about sixteen, I was living in the woods with this old bloke who was a stickler for his routine. Every morning; Egg on toast. Big cup of milky tea. Then, off for a little route march around the woods.

And every fukking time, I'd get barely twenty minutes into it when; " Hold up, mate. God! I've just gotta ..... Skaaaaaarrkkk!!! " And I'd shit through a small girls wedding ring at forty yards!

I s'pose that's what they now call " Lactose Intolerance "? Name for every fukking thing, these days. Like to see them put a name on what shot out of my guts, every time!

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

Sorry! A Thread about 'xmass' and I'm bending it into tea, coffee and explosive diarrhoea in the british woodlands!