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5 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I like that he’s so angry he’s not making sense . 
 

I live for stuff like that . 

 

"Put your seat belt on"

 

"Put your f***ing mouth shut!!"....

 

f***ing brilliant...lol

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4 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I quite like the fact he’s still flying about in 4O5 estate 

“put your seat belt on!“

”Put your f***ing mouth shut! “
?????

Ah f**k beat me to it...

I was pissing myself at that bit...

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42 minutes ago, Meece said:

The trouble is that you never know who the other  bloke is.  A bloke was out in a kit car that he built and it broke down.  A transit pulled up with four bruv lads in it. The proceeded to take the piss out of him and started to get physical.  Big mistake the bloke was black belt x Dan something and he gave all four of them a right hiding.  They managed to crawl back into the transit and slope off with their tail between their legs. A bit of life experience there.  Perhaps they'll  drive on by.  You never know Next time it could be Ronnie Pickering.

I’ve got a very good mate of mine who looks like a shrimp, about 5 ft at most, about 8 stone wet through with waders on,, almost see through.

Nicest quietest bloke you could ever wish to meet that will do anything to help you out.

we were out one night a big burly lad starting giving him some grief, we knew to just sit and be bystanders, see this little lad has a bit of history.

This big fella is mouthing off  and squaring him away and had him backed upto a door, he went to grab my mate, he didn’t even see the single rabbit punch that broke his nose, split his face open, and within seconds had closed both his eyes and turned them darker than a niggers arsehole at midnight.
The lad in question was a pro fighter, had spent his whole life in the boxing clubs and gyms, had sparred with some big names in the game and was very tasty, never did I see him go looking for it, or start anything, but a few occasions I saw it stopped in a blink of an eye, the lad has bloody fast hands, and they pack something like you wouldn’t believe from such a little fella.

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poor fat f****r he was right in what he was saying "are you a tank" class.these little jumped up power rangers need to told they do not own the road and should be civil themselves to other road users.my mum who takes the bus from home to a certain other town in the cotsworlds says that everytime on that trip they get stuck behind bikes who will not pull over for the bus to pass.wankers.they have many chances to do so but they decide not to c**ts.

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20 hours ago, Astanley said:

Got to be honest ,those horrible ,lycra wearing twats with their snitch cameras have turned me into a frothing at the mouth ,incoherent divvy once or twice .

I thought you'd had grown out of watching WWE by now..... 

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