mushroom 12,393 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Woke up this morning feeling fine..... Then remembered, I went out last night, acted the goat when I got back, supermaned the eldest, ended up with a black eye, fell off the bed and now..... the Mrs has started chewing me up about it ........ fully in the doghouse..... holidays eh Going home today, I'm thinking I'll pay for another night, can't be arsed packing everything away today Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,880 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 where are you holidaying mush? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,393 Posted August 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Just up the coast mate, past Mataró. Took the mrs and daughter camping and bobbing along.... Was in Badalona the other day too. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,472 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Woopsie ??? !!! Ffs your supposed to be hiding your gayness . 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 24 minutes ago, Astanley said: Woopsie ??? !!! Ffs your supposed to be hiding your gayness . He's just being Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, mushroom said: Woke up this morning feeling fine..... Then remembered, I went out last night, acted the goat when I got back, supermaned the eldest, ended up with a black eye, fell off the bed and now..... the Mrs has started chewing me up about it ........ fully in the doghouse..... holidays eh Going home today, I'm thinking I'll pay for another night, can't be arsed packing everything away today proper night out . good lad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 40 minutes ago, riohog said: proper night out . good lad I sadly have to disagree mate.. He didn't do the mandatory piss in the wardrobe trick 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, king said: I sadly have to disagree mate.. He didn't do the mandatory piss in the wardrobe trick Wait till she puts her hand in her hand bag .... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, fireman said: Wait till she puts her hand in her hand bag .... I will admit that on my wedding night I knocked the back out of the wife and she said no more after a while. I was so off my nut and with a knob like a scaffolding pole I went into the back bedroom and jumped into bed with her mother and husband breakfast the next morning was a strange experience 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdropper 17,092 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Perfectly normal in any welsh village I’d say . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, foxdropper said: Perfectly normal in any welsh village I’d say . To right.without a doubt.. Crack on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 43 minutes ago, foxdropper said: Perfectly normal in any welsh village I’d say . Mate, there's hardly f**k all normal about most villages, or people, in neath/swansea, where 'paraman' is from 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 16 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: What part Wales is it you from shark? Made me laugh that comment mate, truth is I had to get fcuking out dodge asap when I was old enough, I loved Wales it was the biggest majority of the Welsh I didn’t like since then tho I have learnt your not too far off with you summary of the place, was port toilet/under neath/an the pretty shitty city I done most me time down there an I did have few laughs but fxuk it were dismal at times Lol about 10 miles north of cardiff katch lol. Worked all over south, south east and south west wales years ago, and neath/swansea areas were grim as f**k lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: I loved the place, an liked a few folk but couldn’t wait to get out Aye, you had to have your wits about you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, baker boy said: I used to think the valleys were shitholes til I started working in the big citys Don't get me wrong mate, I certainly wouldn't want to live almost everywhere in cardiff. Don't know how old you are, but can you remember ely about 35 years ago? Was like a f****n battle zone! Burnt out cars in the streers, bars on the windows of nealy half the houses in some streets. Or crumlin, over caerphilly? Faaackin hell!! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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