Greyman 30,671 Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Got in the van this morning had some running round to do, I first thought the van had been broken into because the contents of the dash were all over the front seat, then noticed an aerosol of gold paint has exploded in the heat cracked my windscreen, emptied the dash and decorated my cab gold 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 30,671 Posted June 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Fcuking broke your mirror aswell Standard transit mirror mate, I should buy them in bulk the amount I loose 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 30,671 Posted June 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Easier if your passenger just holds the door open as you pass them, knocks them clean out of harms way, they shout a lot at first, but it’s much safer in the hedge than under the van 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,142 Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Had two lycra clad twats give me an earfull for waiting behind them riding two abreast on a country lane apparently I didn’t give them enough room whe i passed them. So i jammed on brakes & chased them for half a mile in Reverse!!! Fcuking wankers not so brave when confronted?? Atb 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,955 Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 5 hours ago, W. Katchum said: Had a cyclist mouth of to us other day, car in front got a bit too close to him an he didn’t like it but took it out on me, I waited patiently behind him an his boyfriend for about half a mile, got to a straight, dropped the box stuck the boot down an trusty ole truck spewed pure black smoke all over them, fcuk did we laugh Turbo went on the santa fe, soon as you put foot down it used to smoke like f**k. Only good thing about it was doing that to cyclists at the lights Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bush Rummager 4,769 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Just saying lad's... I'm a 43 year lycra clad twat.. Just a bit of a hobby tbh.... Got a wife and two young daughter's here, so just bare that in mind before you knock me off. If you want a ruck in a lay by no worries... don't fly past in your van giving it the big un.. Billie big bollocks.... pull over you soft b@stards... Edited June 28, 2020 by Bush Rummager 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bush Rummager 4,769 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 Pull over you soft c@nts... What are you worried abou!! .... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,462 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 Yep. Definitely pays to think twice before telling anyone to pull over, lads. Even the adorable Hannah Barron! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Bush Rummager said: Just saying lad's... I'm a 43 year lycra clad twat.. Just a bit of a hobby tbh.... Got a wife and two young daughter's here, so just bare that in mind before you knock me off. If you want a ruck in a lay by no worries... don't fly past in your van giving it the big un.. Billie big bollocks.... pull over you soft b@stards... I might have shown some understanding, but been in the middle of the road taking a selfie and not even holding the handle bars, you deserve everything you get, f***ing prick! 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,434 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Bush Rummager said: Pull over you soft c@nts... What are you worried abou!! .... you being a Bum Rummager 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 30,671 Posted June 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Bush Rummager said: Just saying lad's... I'm a 43 year lycra clad twat.. Just a bit of a hobby tbh.... Got a wife and two young daughter's here, so just bare that in mind before you knock me off. If you want a ruck in a lay by no worries... don't fly past in your van giving it the big un.. Billie big bollocks.... pull over you soft b@stards... No hands doing a selfie in the middle of the road, as I said much safer for all involved if your placed the other side of the hedge, you mammil 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,855 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 That's the gayest shadow I've ever seen 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,603 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 not good bud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bush Rummager 4,769 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 Cheers for the support lad's! I though I'd get some biters with that one!! That road is in a national trust park, and is permanently closed to traffic..✌ I paid my tax on it too Grayman... when i brought it over from Germany!! I might even wear the lycra for the Scarfell walk... I know i look a tw@t... strangley.. i don't give a f@@k! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 30,671 Posted June 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 You,ll want to powder your plums to avoid chaffing if your walking up a mountain in those 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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