Hot then even hotter

[Black neck 17,152]

20 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Kin el blacky, you swallowed some of low plain's dodgy loam?!

Ah, got it now mate. No worries, very warm again last night

Done me best furg but that was some old skool billese 

[joe ox 2,671]

36 minutes ago, Black neck said:

I have seen it joe old chap mainly with dogs saturated wi the blood of the greyhound and 2 answer your query my good man theres nothing to answer that's not already been said for the sake of feck I suppose running doubled up on large sprawling land if one keeps packs of said lurchers is a different matter dear boy hari Krishna hari Krishna the man trying 2 knock over his hands and fumigate as many different scenarios 

Atb Wilhelm 

Best I couldn't do 

It still makes very little sense but thanks anyway.

[shaaark 11,321]

12 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Done me best furg but that was some old skool billese 

[Black neck 17,152]

1 minute ago, joe ox said:

It still makes very little sense but thanks anyway.

If u talk 2 bill directly he makes perfect sence just his typing lacks finesse 

[Black neck 17,152]

3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Donkeys make perfect sense to some folk

Aye

[joe ox 2,671]

2 hours ago, Black neck said:

If u talk 2 bill directly he makes perfect sence just his typing lacks finesse 

It reads like an insult but feck knows.

[billhardy 2,343]

3 hours ago, Black neck said:

I have seen it joe old chap mainly with dogs saturated wi the blood of the greyhound and 2 answer your query my good man theres nothing to answer that's not already been said for the sake of feck I suppose running doubled up on large sprawling land if one keeps packs of said lurchers is a different matter dear boy hari Krishna hari Krishna the man trying 2 knock over his hands and fumigate as many different scenarios 

Atb Wilhelm 

Best I couldn't do 

Cheers bla ky Bob on you deserve a raise my dear man good luck on your next venture ta the dogging spot atb bill

[Black neck 17,152]

5 hours ago, joe ox said:

It reads like an insult but feck knows.

I m not sure 

[billhardy 2,343]

On 26/09/2019 at 19:27, W. Katchum said:

Donkeys make perfect sense to some folk

This my donkey k at h fa another season we have a nice capuchin before we get changed go have a look katch atb bill

[sandymere 8,263]

14 minutes ago, billhardy said:

we have a nice capuchin 

Sounds like monkey business blackhead

[Dyslectic 60]

On 26/09/2019 at 15:44, billhardy said:

I've seen it Joe mainly with houndy types jukels and fa andeero g your query there's nothing ts amswer it's all ready Bern said ga fecks sake I suppose runni. G on tandem in big parks when one kerps packs a j in krls h I s a differed nt than tbe man trying ts knock o er had ansd gas mu h Wright has possible different scenarios  atb bill

 

On 26/09/2019 at 18:43, Black neck said:

I have seen it joe old chap mainly with dogs saturated wi the blood of the greyhound and 2 answer your query my good man theres nothing to answer that's not already been said for the sake of feck I suppose running doubled up on large sprawling land if one keeps packs of said lurchers is a different matter dear boy hari Krishna hari Krishna the man trying 2 knock over his hands and fumigate as many different scenarios 

Atb Wilhelm 

Best I couldn't do 

My dear Mr Neck,

                               your efforts have been duly noted and in light of our present duties elsewhere are appreciated. Alas I must note to yourself the role of translator is to translate rather than to attempt to interpret the poster. As an example "on tandem in big parks" is best answered by a literal translation rather than attempt ones own interpretation. We cannot suggest we know the minds of our clients but must at all times remain impartial.

One must bare in mind Mr Hardy may well enjoy perambulatin in pairs and or on a variety of cycles in a variety of environs including riding tandems in BMX parks both large and small. Indeed  I note he has recently posted a picture that gives some  prominence to a bicycle.

Your future attention to this detail would be appreciated. 

Yours in such appreciation.

DT

 

[billhardy 2,343]

48 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Think he means one them gay frothy coffee’s the queers, trannys An Bullshitters drink

We own this coffee shop all are welcome gays tran ies bisexuals lesbos oh doogers and of course the jukels prior a run session and heaven  ow herders katchum atb bill

[billhardy 2,343]

1 minute ago, billhardy said:

We own this coffee shop all are welcome gays tran ies bisexuals lesbos oh doogers and of course the jukels prior a run session and heaven  ow herders katchum atb bill

Lol bull shit katchum you prepRe T fetch Y kelpie tall need something lots stronger than good coffee atb bill

[billhardy 2,343]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

I’m a man bill. I don’t need no pick me up or strong coffee or anything ffs, like a said, you stick to your gay frothy coffee

If ya that mu h a man get ya ause down here frothy boy ys Ay with udders all day milk boy ya cabn hace has much ta drink and eat yall need and fa what it's worth boy a mug coffee does no man any harm straight black strong has it comes you would not be able ta handle katchum lol atb bill

[dytkos 17,917]

56 minutes ago, Dyslectic said:

 

My dear Mr Neck,

                               your efforts have been duly noted and in light of our present duties elsewhere are appreciated. Alas I must note to yourself the role of translator is to translate rather than to attempt to interpret the poster. As an example "on tandem in big parks" is best answered by a literal translation rather than attempt ones own interpretation. We cannot suggest we know the minds of our clients but must at all times remain impartial.

One must bare in mind Mr Hardy may well enjoy perambulatin in pairs and or on a variety of cycles in a variety of environs including riding tandems in BMX parks both large and small. Indeed  I note he has recently posted a picture that gives some  prominence to a bicycle.

Your future attention to this detail would be appreciated. 

Yours in such appreciation.

DT

 

Is that you Stan?

Cheers, D.