micky 3,325 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 I had a message from a respected member off this Forum who uses the name Mud , for some unknown reason he spelt my name wrong and called me F**K W**K instead of Micky, a simple spelling mistake that anyone could make how ever the gist of the matter was that I gave him some advice on keeping his DUNCES CAP on , tongue in cheek I told him either to nail it on or use glue or to use a combination of both , he has now replied [ somewhat irately ] that he thinks he is dying from Loss of Blood and his Left Hand is stuck too his Ear , he then went on to tell me about his Mental and Physical problems which included premature ejaculation and doubts of his sexuality , I have no Medical training so I consulted the Net for him and low and behold I came up with this...………….DIGNITAS a cure for everything , SORTED , the only problem that I can see is no DHSS Sincere Apologies F**k W**k 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,671 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Grow up micky for ffs we all have arguments on threads me included.but no need to start them out of the blue. Go and paint the skirting boards or empty the lint tray in the tumble dryer 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,184 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 35 minutes ago, micky said: I had a message from a respected member off this Forum who uses the name Mud , for some unknown reason he spelt my name wrong and called me F**K W**K instead of Micky, a simple spelling mistake that anyone could make how ever the gist of the matter was that I gave him some advice on keeping his DUNCES CAP on , tongue in cheek I told him either to nail it on or use glue or to use a combination of both , he has now replied [ somewhat irately ] that he thinks he is dying from Loss of Blood and his Left Hand is stuck too his Ear , he then went on to tell me about his Mental and Physical problems which included premature ejaculation and doubts of his sexuality , I have no Medical training so I consulted the Net for him and low and behold I came up with this...………….DIGNITAS a cure for everything , SORTED , the only problem that I can see is no DHSS Sincere Apologies F**k W**k Lololol cracker Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted January 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 hour ago, king said: Grow up micky for ffs we all have arguments on threads me included.but no need to start them out of the blue. Go and paint the skirting boards or empty the lint tray in the tumble dryer Sorry sunshine I will put some pictures up of Hammers , you like them don't you . and may I remind you this is General Talk and its a wet day so here I am . As for Painting and Lint Trays ……. I am not a Minion ! now be a good little DHSS boy and I will put a picture of a bunny Rabbit up, There yer go a bunny and a Bow Wow 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Don’t be getting caught up in mickys mince pies boys this is the pm I sent I think he spelt it wrong I’ll let use decide 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 And it was fu c k fart I called u more mince pies of Micky Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,671 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 33 minutes ago, micky said: Sorry sunshine I will put some pictures up of Hammers , you like them don't you . and may I remind you this is General Talk and its a wet day so here I am . As for Painting and Lint Trays ……. I am not a Minion ! now be a good little DHSS boy and I will put a picture of a bunny Rabbit up, There yer go a bunny and a Bow Wow 3 Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted January 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Pull yer Crown down and cover yer Arse with it ……...Try to keep yer Brains in yer head ! there no good splattered all over the floor you will end up like ELDIMMO. Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 53 minutes ago, micky said: Sorry sunshine I will put some pictures up of Hammers , you like them don't you . and may I remind you this is General Talk and its a wet day so here I am . As for Painting and Lint Trays ……. I am not a Minion ! now be a good little DHSS boy and I will put a picture of a bunny Rabbit up, There yer go a bunny and a Bow Wow Nice belt micky 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Just now, Rusty_terrier said: Maybe if u ask and he has free time he will make you one Nah rusty, couldnt afford a hand crafted belt at the minute. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,671 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 That belt and coat need fecking burning 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Crackers 807 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Maybe if u ask and he has free time he will make you one Told you styles himself on COMPO Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted January 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Glam Rock Days, used to wow the Ladies that outfit . 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Crackers 807 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 43 minutes ago, mud said: Don’t be getting caught up in mickys mince pies boys this is the pm I sent I think he spelt it wrong I’ll let use decide Mickey lying??? NEVER 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 hour ago, micky said: Sorry sunshine I will put some pictures up of Hammers , you like them don't you . and may I remind you this is General Talk and its a wet day so here I am . As for Painting and Lint Trays ……. I am not a Minion ! now be a good little DHSS boy and I will put a picture of a bunny Rabbit up, There yer go a bunny and a Bow Wow that photo has been photoshopped as ya knuckles aint dragging on the ground 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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