South hams hunter 8,986 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 27 minutes ago, Kerny92 said: I've cum in my own mouth. Who hasn't 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, baker boy said: Bollocks.. I've done it on a few occasions but it was all by accident honestly. Edited July 25, 2018 by Kerny92 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,986 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Learn to aim FFS then ... f**k going shooting with you ! Just now, Kerny92 said: I've done it on a few occasions but it was all accident honestly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,653 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 I was getting wanked off lying on my back and my cum shot out so high and fast i couldn't avoid it and i ended up with it all over my face. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, ginger beard said: I was getting wanked off lying on my back and my cum shot out so high and fast i couldn't avoid it and i ended up with it all over my face. I've beat that, i was in the same situation as you but the initial shot cleared my face and splattered all over the wall and the headboard. Edited July 25, 2018 by Kerny92 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, South hams hunter said: Learn to aim FFS then ... f**k going shooting with you ! Now i have to put a football sock over it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Now I'm settled down it just drips out like a leaking tap. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,986 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Just do it sat on the sofa, safety first en all 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Saltmoon said: My old man is on his 5th wife!!! That's honest truth that!! He must like wedding cake or something He must be mad!!! ive been with a lass for nearly 5 years now and she’s not got a door key 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, si brown said: He must be mad!!! ive been with a lass for nearly 5 years now and she’s not got a door key That's brilliant no door key after 5 years Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 30 minutes ago, Saltmoon said: That's brilliant no door key after 5 years I don’t have one for her’s either... that’s trust for ya when we hit 10 I might let her have one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,248 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, ginger beard said: I was getting wanked off lying on my back and my cum shot out so high and fast i couldn't avoid it and i ended up with it all over my face. You couldn't see it cause yer balls were covering yer eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,996 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Driving to college(carpentry) when I was younger . Window got splattered with mug /dust on the way and I had no water in the car so windscreen wipers just smeared it . Thought my bottle of lucozade might just be the trick so I pulled over and chucked it on and used the wipers . To be fair first minute or two it cleared the mud but then when driving the rest of the way it turned into a sticky morrible mess on my window which stuck every piece of dust / grass / stray chocolate rapper that flew past me . Drove the majority of the way there looking out the window like this 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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