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Not so bad if you put petrol in a diesel cleans it all out.... Diesel in a petrol fucks up your plugs and timing etc.... Nearly left my Mrs when she f****d up me scooby ?was cashing in on blowjobs for

Got married twice?

This one always made me laugh     

4 minutes ago, ginger beard said:

I was getting wanked off lying on my back and my cum shot out so high and fast i couldn't avoid it and i ended up with it all over my face.

I've beat that, i was in the same situation as you but the initial shot cleared my face and splattered all over the wall and the headboard.

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1 hour ago, Saltmoon said:

My old man is on his 5th wife!!! That's honest truth that!! He must like wedding cake or something 

He must be mad!!!

ive been with a lass for nearly 5 years now and she’s not got a door key?

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Driving to college(carpentry) when I was younger . Window got splattered with mug /dust on the way and I had no water in the car so windscreen wipers just smeared it . Thought my bottle of lucozade might just be the trick so I pulled over and chucked it on and used the wipers . To be fair first minute or two it cleared the mud but then when driving the rest of the way it turned into a sticky morrible mess on my window which stuck every piece of dust / grass / stray chocolate rapper that flew past me . Drove the majority of the way there looking out the window like this 

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