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Sounds like you've slept with one lol

An infantry sniper is a superior soldier of immense skill and an expert shot ... they are also very handsome charismatic and have a very large penis and can make love for hours at a time ???

Air gunner ,top plinker ,camo jacket ,22 pellet .....job done .

An infantry sniper is a superior soldier of immense skill and an expert shot ... they are also very handsome charismatic and have a very large penis and can make love for hours at a time ???

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7 hours ago, socks said:

An infantry sniper is a superior soldier of immense skill and an expert shot ... they are also very handsome charismatic and have a very large penis and can make love for hours at a time ???

Sounds like you've slept with one lol

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15 hours ago, socks said:

An infantry sniper is a superior soldier of immense skill and an expert shot ... they are also very handsome charismatic and have a very large penis and can make love for hours at a time ???

Uncontrollable liars as well I heard ? Lol 

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I watched that “fighting season” thing......3 blokes in a moped wearing flip flops had 3 platoons of yanks pinned down, wiped out a large truck and only broke off contact when the yanks called in an F16 !! 

It was f***ing embarrassing !

Cut to another helmet cam footage of British troop in a similar situation I watched on you tube.....no screaming, no shouting, no 90 million dollar aircraft......

”there’s 3 in that ditch sarge”

”ok get in there and shoot them”

bang, bang, bang

”all done”

”right oh, let’s crack on” 

gotta love our soldiers ;) 

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1 minute ago, socks said:

Don't be ridiculous they e all had a confirmed 2 mile kill .......

The only thing Stiffmiester is likely to be killed by is an avalanche of his holiday forms ! 

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Just now, socks said:

The only way Stiffy would kill someone with his weapon is if he accidentally dropped it on their head lol ......

They don’t let him have a weapon......he is designated grenade magnet in house clearance, hasn’t he told you ! 

I think he has been killed about 700 times so far ! Lol 

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5 hours ago, socks said:

The only way Stiffy would kill someone with his weapon is if he accidentally dropped it on their head lol ......

Actually, my brother is not as much of a total melt as he makes out......despite the obvious nonsense he talks when I’m not around to keep him in check!

Stiffmiesters Gang......just another day at work ;)

 

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9 hours ago, WILF said:

They don’t let him have a weapon......he is designated grenade magnet in house clearance, hasn’t he told you ! 

I think he has been killed about 700 times so far ! Lol 

It’s been recommended that instead of an assault rifle , I take a cricket bat into room clearances 

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