Nightmare Neighbours.

[Kerny92 1,246]

25 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

If she up till 7 wait till 9 an crank the stereo   Up bit of prodigy or slip knot works wonders.

She probably invite all the rats around again for round 2. ?

[morton 5,369]

4 hours ago, Kerny92 said:

Got a bit of a problem, we moved into our new home in September. Everything was perfect or so we thought. It didn't take long to notice that the neighbours are a pain in the arse. I'm also surprised that an old semi has paper thin walls, you can hear every word next door. The bloke living next door moved out thankgod as they were arguing like mad, the Mrs had to stop me from going around during our first weekend there. Well now he's gone she's decided it's party time, a few month back she was having all nighters. I lost my rag in the middle of the night so confroted two lads who were there and told them to politely go away. I went round the following day and had a word with her, she had her head down and was very sheepish. All as been well for a good month but lastnight she had another all nighter with friends and a few men, well they were at it fighting and screaming at each other. Carrying on like that till 7 am is taking the piss! I've got a young baby at home and the Mrs had to beg me not to go around. I went downstairs and shouted at them and nearly put my fist through the wall. I know what I'm like and I'm on the verge of losing it bigtime, i don't want the hassle and agro. What would you do? 

I suppose its easier to rant on the web and in front of a lass?.

[blackmaggie 3,377]

I would say a hammer drill against the wall 5 mins on 15 mins off just give her enough time to nod back of 

[Kerny92 1,246]

10 minutes ago, morton said:

I suppose its easier to rant on the web and in front of a lass?.

Well i don't know about you but i don't tend to shout at women, it's not a comfortable feeling at all.

Edited March 25, 2018 by Kerny92

[morton 5,369]

30 minutes ago, Kerny92 said:

Well i don't know about you but i don't tend to shout at women, it's not a comfortable feeling at all.

I seldom shout at women,ive been known to chin the gobby cows.

[blackmaggie 3,377]

Kerny I would have astern word because you will snap I did and I regretted it  had 4 students move next door and for weeks I asked them to keep it down then one night they went to some 70s/80 s night and came back house full racing each other in shopping trolleys screaming down the street then starting playing music I remember Abba then I snapped after weeks of party's  just keep your cool and keep a record and Having a word good luck hopefully just a phase while she is single 

Edited March 25, 2018 by blackmaggie

[ChrisJones 7,975]

Sh*t! I was only joking about lending you the M4!

[blackmaggie 3,377]

21 minutes ago, morton said:

I seldom shout at women,ive been known to chin the gobby cows.

Whys that because you can't chin a bloke wanker 

[keepdiggin 9,566]

5 hours ago, ChrisJones said:

I've got an M4 you can borrow.

Whats a BMW guna do

[dave88 1,565]

26 minutes ago, morton said:

I seldom shout at women,ive been known to chin the gobby cows.

That's either a semi funny joke or you've just made yourself look a bit of a c**t

[morton 5,369]

4 minutes ago, blackmaggie said:

Whys that because you can't chin a bloke wanker 

Women are far easier to chin and thats a fact,ive come to the conclusion that its best to fight within your boundaries and its far easier to wank over a woman than a fella.

[ChrisJones 7,975]

5 minutes ago, keepdiggin said:

Whats a BMW guna do

Naaah mate. Benelli

[morton 5,369]

1 minute ago, dave88 said:

That's either a semi funny joke or you've just made yourself look a bit of a c**t

This site is becoming easier with every fecking nugget that visits.

[blackmaggie 3,377]

Beep beep Morton reversing 

[stumfelter 3,034]

Make her think the house is haunted by breaking in when she is asleep while wearing a bedsheet and repeatedly saying woo, woo in a high pitched voice.