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My brother got my dad a bottle of port and a potted stilton from Harrods for Christmas this year as it's one of his favourite Christmas treats.Yesterday the old man said to me help yourself to that stilton in the fridge which I found strange as normally if I start eating stilton I won't stop untill it's gone.I sliced some apple put a few grapes and some nice chutney on a plate and scooped a nice bit out of the pot.Before I put the knife in the sink I ran my finger up each side and put the crumbs of cheese in my gob.F**king he'll it was what I'd imagine eating dog s**t would be like.I walked back in the front room and the old man was sat there with a stupid grin on his face and says did you not fancy any of that after all.F**k knows how much my brother paid for it but it is the worst bit of cheese I've ever tasted.

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Cheese cake oh yes (make a mean baileys cheese cake with chocolate crumbs) but cake and cheese Nooooooooo. Cheese and apple any time sipping a whisky. Cheese and jam ? just as well have kipper and jam sandwiches ! Lol.

Cheers Arry

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a mate at work comented on me eating a slice of piza with pinaple on,,,,,,cant eat sweet with savory says he.......is that right i say....yeh hate it,,cant eat it......

really....so i imagined you having ketchup on them chips the other day..yeh but thats diferent he says....ok says i......i got the bit between my teeth now.......

bacon cob,,,brown or red...brown he says..hes a man at least but its still sweet...apple sauce with a pork cob,,,well of course its not the same without he says,,,,mint sauce with lamb,,yeh he says...

turkey with cranberry....yes again......you see where im going with this i say....yeh ok i get what your saying says he....but i still dont like sweet and savory.....:blink:....

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My sister makes me two christmas cakes and one date and walnut cake every year. Love a slice of the christmas cake with a lump of extra mature cheddar. The date and walnut i have blathered in proper butter. 

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