Post Christmas and New Year resolution diet

[mushroom 14,109]

Anybody bothering? I hear Mackem has joined one of the fruity gyms, where everyone sips wheatgrass smoothies, while commenting about each other's beard oil fragrance!

[green lurchers 17,095]

3 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Anybody bothering? I hear Mackem has joined one of the fruity gyms, where everyone sips wheatgrass smoothies, while commenting about each other's beard oil fragrance!

Lol ? 

Edited December 28, 2017 by green lurchers

[green lurchers 17,095]

10 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Anybody bothering? I hear Mackem has joined one of the fruity gyms, where everyone sips wheatgrass smoothies, while commenting about each other's beard oil fragrance!

Wonder wat a wheatgrass smoothie tastes like ? Haha

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[Greyman 32,032]

If all of your hunting involves Wikipedia it's inevitable you will need gym membership also nice to get out and talk with real people once in a while, my problem is the complete opposite I can't sit still, I eat so much rubbish I should be diabetic and massive but I never put on a pound, I,m 55 now and weigh the same as I did at 21 infact I,m about to go to work for a few hours just because I,m bored, as me nan used to tell me there,s plenty of time to rest when they put the lid on your box, so cram in as much while you still can, gym,s tidy beards and French Bulldogs wtf has happened to men 

[mackem 29,578]

Wheat grass smoothies taste putrid,when the craze first started I knew a guy who opened a wheatgrass stall,he used to buy trays of wheatgrass from some grower up in London,it looked like it was going to be the next huge health fad,at the time I was thinking f**k me how much could I earn from a couple of fluorescent tubes and a few trays of wheatgrass,rent a railway arch,kit it out rapid turn-over.....I decided to leave wheatgrass to the hippies 

 

[Greyman 32,032]

13 minutes ago, green lurchers said:

Wonder wat a wheatgrass smoothie tastes like ? Haha

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Not as nice as the gear on your Barbie mate I'd has hazard  a guess ,but people still pay for it in the vane hope it will cure 20 years of inactivity, 

[mackem 29,578]

3 minutes ago, Greyman said:

 gym,s tidy beards  and French Bulldogs

I aint got a French Bulldog 

[green lurchers 17,095]

Well I've started on me new food regime a bowl of coriander  ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Followed by roast duck n pork pak Choi I'm feeling fit already  and younger skip the wheat grass lol

[downsouth 8,359]

2 hours ago, mackem said:

I aint got a French Bulldog 

I've got 2 living in the house here and to be fair they probably hunt and see more gear than half the members and their dogs on here.

[Mister Gain 1,764]

I've tried that gym mullarky on the advice of the doctor.

 

Went up to girl on the front desk and she said "We've had a new machine installed today," she pointed, "that one there, it's got everything."

 

I said "OK, I'll give it a go for a while."

 

Unfortunately after an hour I had to come off it, felt as sick as a pig, thought I was going to spew, but she was right, it had everything, kit-kats, crisps, bars of chocolate, bounty's, crunchies, cream eggs etc. etc.

[peterhunter86 8,627]

I'm giving up the smoke's and coming on here all the time,and taking up reading book's used to read 2 or 3 a week till I joined here.

[j j m 6,616]

if put a stone on in the last month I was 18 stone then went to 17 stone,then dwn to the lowest ive been 15 stone,i don't bother with diets once the winter is out and I'm flying my birds of prey and shooting I loss the weight

[bird 10,014]

nothing as such, prob put 10 lb, but it only goes on me beer gut  lol , so once me man cold gone, will  do bit more walking with dogs,.

[mushroom 14,109]

34 minutes ago, green lurchers said:

Well I've started on me new food regime a bowl of coriander  ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Followed by roast duck n pork pak Choi I'm feeling fit already  and younger skip the wheat grass lol

I got a shit hot recipe the other day for pak choi:

Slice some garlic really thin (about 5 cloves) heat some sesame oil up in a largish frying pan; add the garlic, pinch of salt, chopped chillie pepper (up to you how hot or much) and a couple of peppercorns. Throw in the pak choi and fry gently for about 5mins. (just before it loses it's crunch) add a bit of boiling water and good quality soy sauce. Boil off and serve. Fecking lovely ?

[Greyman 32,032]

1 hour ago, downsouth said:

I've got 2 living in the house here and to be fair they probably hunt and see more gear than half the members and their dogs on here.

 I looked after one a few years back for someone when they went on holiday,did,nt realise how fecked they were until the girl came to collect him and started telling me off for over exercising it as I,d been taking it out on my normal 3to4 hour hikes with my terriers and lurcher, well he was doing alright after a while but she told me that due to the head on it and not being able to breath very well it usually collapses if it goes out for more than 15 minutes, she did,nt seem to take it very well when I said I,d rather have a dead dog than a dog that could,nt walk and the poor animal eventually died stuck behind the sofa, I cringe when I see these big whey protein eating,  water retaining bearded types walking them, the prick in the scrap yard even had one sat on his desk when I last weighed in, another chapter in the feminisation of men complete