Hedge Hog .

[jok 3,446]

Know what mate. I knew you were angling on milk or water and just felt the need to respond in a silly way. By the the way I'm not a wanker but enjoy a bit of fun. Jok.

[bird 10,014]

I'd keep it over night let it get it's strength back and make sure it's eating and drinking alright then let it go in a suitable area tomorrow evening.

 

Good on you and your daughter, hedgehogs need all the help they can get

true, i could do with 1/2 dozen kill the fookin slugs , yeh look after them deff, bloody cats

[Guest Navek]

No harm done jok atb

[beast 1,884]

Had some released in the Wood behind our house a few weeks ago. Tiggy winkles are always looking for safe release sites (no badgers and no nearby roads and plenty of undergrowth etc)

don't see many any more. Don't keep them caged up for longer than you have to they will literally walk and walk till their feet are raw. Lovely little animals.

[forest of dean redneck 12,022]

Seen one tonight down allotments hopefully it won't stray out onto the dual carriageway alongside it.

[bell 3,608]

Got some living in my shed. Found them on the trail cam, at least 2 baby's ( not sure what a baby hedgehogs called ???)

[lurcherman 887 13,425]

Hoglet

[Greyman 31,473]

If your hedgehog has any cuts or wounds you should put honey on them and as long as it's over I think 300 grams by October it will be fine to hibernate for the winter I,ve had a few small ones that I have kept indoors over winter because they were to small to make it but they are quite smelly and the honey is an antiseptic that covers the wound as you can't stick a plaster on them cheers

[Jonjon79 13,358]

Don't see that many walking in the pub for a pint muppet. Ffs. Jok.

 

A man and his pet hedgehog walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.

They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.

Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."

So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my hedgehog."

The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the hedgehog falls over dead.

The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.

The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."

To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a hedgehog."

 

[ginger beard 4,653]

hedgehogs.....why don't they just share a hedge.?