Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 ....and Her Majesty won't want to hang around - she'll miss the racing ! This is the opportunity for the government to lay out its programme for the coming parliament......so, it should be interesting and amusing in equal measure ! I think it will be most interesting to see how far down the list of climb-downs Mrs May will have to go. Grammar schools......gone ? Scrapping the pension 'triple lock'....? More cuts to police budgets.....gone ? Means testing winter fuel payments.....gone ? The 'dementia tax' and proposed cuts to the Met's budget haven't even made it this far, so it's hard to see what she'll have left ! (And, as every year, I'll be waiting for Her Majesty to pause and say "Who write this bollox ?") 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,630 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 i think it will be mays first and last visit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 "I would like to take this opportunity to adress this house and say what a shower of useless idiots you are. You couldn't run a bath far less my country! utterly useless and corrupt. Therefore as is my right of head of state im abolishing this house! My husband phillip will be taking over the running of the UK and will work closely with the civil service, after all they are the ones who actually do run it. You lot just try and justify a job that's not really needed. Any objections or criticism you can speak to the men in dark suits in the foyer im sure they will listen to youre protest and deal with it accordingly".. "Oh and i would also like to add to the members of my favourite online site THL. watch that BGD hes definitely got an agenda and not in you're interests " Now you will excuse me as im off to ascot. That would be a good queens speech lol 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 "I would like to take this opportunity to adress this house and say what a shower of useless idiots you are. You couldn't run a bath far less my country! utterly useless and corrupt. Therefore as is my right of head of state im abolishing this house! My husband phillip will be taking over the running of the UK and will work closely with the civil service, after all they are the ones who actually do run it. You lot just try and justify a job that's not really needed. Any objections or criticism you can speak to the men in dark suits in the foyer im sure they will listen to youre protest and deal with it accordingly".. "Oh and i would also like to add to the members of my favourite online site THL. watch that BGD hes definitely got an agenda and not in you're interests " Now you will excuse me as im off to ascot. That would be a good queens speech lol I'd go for that ! Who should we put forward to Cabinet positions, though ? Socks for Defence (obviously !) Walshie for Agriculture and Fisheries ? Any others ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Well if were going down that road i would like to be considered for minister for concentration camps.Im sure i would run an efficient department lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 I'd have VM ( Mitch ) as immigration, and passport control officer , as long as I can be his right hand man ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 OH and big Mac at Dover , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Tatsblisters could do good work at Communities and Cohesion ? We need someone for Foreign Affairs...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,598 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 I Lizzy will be standing down im off to the bahamas big ears and cammilla will be in charge of this fecked up country see ya Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,360 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 "I would like to take this opportunity to adress this house and say what a shower of useless idiots you are. You couldn't run a bath far less my country! utterly useless and corrupt. Therefore as is my right of head of state im abolishing this house! My husband phillip will be taking over the running of the UK and will work closely with the civil service, after all they are the ones who actually do run it. You lot just try and justify a job that's not really needed. Any objections or criticism you can speak to the men in dark suits in the foyer im sure they will listen to youre protest and deal with it accordingly".. "Oh and i would also like to add to the members of my favourite online site THL. watch that BGD hes definitely got an agenda and not in you're interests " Now you will excuse me as im off to ascot. That would be a good queens speech lol Christ, I'd think I was on acid if she came out with that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,784 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Can I be chief chemist? : 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Right can somebody put on here what all this means in idiot terms haha What has she said? All she has done is go through the pomp and ceremony and read out what the conservative government is proposing to do whilst in government ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,360 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Right can somebody put on here what all this means in idiot terms haha What has she said? It doesn't really mean anything mate - like Sock said, just pomp and ceremony. She basically read out a few ideas that the government have got, then left. ..... you really didn't miss much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,598 Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Glad to see Diane abbots better and the speaker John Bercow,s eyes where everywhere probably what his wife could sell or who shes pumping there now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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