Qbgrey 4,385 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 fookin hell gnash,you a doormen on one of Them clubs eh...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Fair comment mate Believe me, I can see where you're coming from. All I meant was that if a dog isn't right for you, maybe rehoming it is better than taking it for a one way trip round the back of the barn. I'm not fluffy in any sense of the word - I do own little dogs but, they're treated like the animals that they are and, a shitter is still a shitter but, it can depend on the individual dealing with them If you're ever down this way, you're welcome to pop in to meet the little shit and have a cuppa Good man,always nice to meet dogs that dont want to tear your limbs off !Look im not saying theres anything wrong with people who are all " fluffy " about dogs,to me a dog should be a help and a companion all im saying is the right tool for the job and if the dog doesnt meet your expectations you shouldnt be put on a guilt trip about getting shot.....they are dogs not children,all the best. Fair play gnash you've said a few times that you have got nothing against people who are all fluffy with their dogs but there's no need to keep sending pictures of you in your youth with little FI FI I know you miss your bestest friend .......... You're going to have some explaining to do when the Mrs sees "muscle men with poodles" in your search history :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 (edited) You may mock my physique,you may mock my fluffy pooches......but im not the one now frantically running round trying to work out how to delete my google history before the ol woman comes home !!! I was always curious about these dark secrets you army boys have.....im not sure i want to know now you weirdo. Edited June 12, 2017 by gnasher16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,207 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 (edited) Only two ways to deal with a dog like this. Attach electrodes to the dogs genital area and wire up to the mains, with a switch in the circuit. Give the dog a really tasty treat (be sure to make the high pitched voice cooing) and when the dog is tucking in, move your hand close to the treat. If the dog growls shout "no you fuucking Cnut" and zap the wee fuucker until it can't cry anymore and is violently shaking on the floor , in a pool of its own piss and shit Another option is to just shoot the wee b*****d (obviously you have to tie it up and torture it prior to shooting, pm me for my how to tip book ) Edited June 12, 2017 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Only two ways to deal with a dog like this. Attach electrodes to the dogs genital area and wire up to the mains, with a switch in the circuit. Give the dog a really tasty treat (be sure to make the high pitched voice cooing) and when the dog is tucking in, move your hand close to the treat. If the dog growls shout "no you fuucking Cnut" and zap the wee fuucker until it can't cry anymore and is violently shaking on the floor , in a pool of its own piss and shit Another option is to just shoot the wee b*****d (obviously you have to tie it up and torture it prior to shooting, pm me for my how to tip book ) I think thats a bit strong theres no need to call the dog a c**t you,ll hurt his feelings. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Only two ways to deal with a dog like this. Attach electrodes to the dogs genital area and wire up to the mains, with a switch in the circuit. Give the dog a really tasty treat (be sure to make the high pitched voice cooing) and when the dog is tucking in, move your hand close to the treat. If the dog growls shout "no you fuucking Cnut" and zap the wee fuucker until it can't cry anymore and is violently shaking on the floor , in a pool of its own piss and shit Another option is to just shoot the wee b*****d (obviously you have to tie it up and torture it prior to shooting, pm me for my how to tip book ) You, Mr Shroom, are a feckin genius I've been wondering how to deal with a tardy, work-shy twat of a bloke at work for weeks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,207 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Only two ways to deal with a dog like this. Attach electrodes to the dogs genital area and wire up to the mains, with a switch in the circuit. Give the dog a really tasty treat (be sure to make the high pitched voice cooing) and when the dog is tucking in, move your hand close to the treat. If the dog growls shout "no you fuucking Cnut" and zap the wee fuucker until it can't cry anymore and is violently shaking on the floor , in a pool of its own piss and shit Another option is to just shoot the wee b*****d (obviously you have to tie it up and torture it prior to shooting, pm me for my how to tip book ) I think thats a bit strong theres no need to call the dog a c**t you,ll hurt his feelings. Fuucking snowflake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Fair comment mate Believe me, I can see where you're coming from. All I meant was that if a dog isn't right for you, maybe rehoming it is better than taking it for a one way trip round the back of the barn. I'm not fluffy in any sense of the word - I do own little dogs but, they're treated like the animals that they are and, a shitter is still a shitter but, it can depend on the individual dealing with them If you're ever down this way, you're welcome to pop in to meet the little shit and have a cuppa Good man,always nice to meet dogs that dont want to tear your limbs off !Look im not saying theres anything wrong with people who are all " fluffy " about dogs,to me a dog should be a help and a companion all im saying is the right tool for the job and if the dog doesnt meet your expectations you shouldnt be put on a guilt trip about getting shot.....they are dogs not children,all the best. Fair play gnash you've said a few times that you have got nothing against people who are all fluffy with their dogs but there's no need to keep sending pictures of you in your youth with little FI FI I know you miss your bestest friend .......... You're going to have some explaining to do when the Mrs sees "muscle men with poodles" in your search history :laugh: Nah just my normal browsing lol ..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 You may mock my physique,you may mock my fluffy pooches......but im not the one now frantically running round trying to work out how to delete my google history before the ol woman comes home !!! I was always curious about these dark secrets you army boys have.....im not sure i want to know now you weirdo. What happens on exercise stays on exercise lol ....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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