Road Kill Dinners

[Accip74 7,112]

Home alone at the moment, so thought I'd a be a bit trampy & make use of this hen pheasant knocked over outside my house yesterday morning.............It had only been there a few minutes ;-)

 

Yesterday's Brunch

 

 

.....& tonight's dinner....

 

[jukel123 9,296]

Often dine on road kill, so do my dogs.

Edited May 18, 2017 by jukel123

[cragman 2,841]

Nowt wrong with that, looks a good healthy dinner. I pick stuff up myself ?

[Nik_B 3,791]

Looks tasty

 

We get quite a few in our garden, I'll be ready for them come October

 

We get loads of wild ducks in the river below us as well but I think it might not go down very well if they suddenly all vanish one night

[stumfelter 3,034]

They've got to be the longest,thinnest sausages known to man!

[The one 8,583]

If i see them run over i will pick them up otherwise no chance a little bit of time out in the sun on a summers morning could turn the meat

[Accip74 7,112]

They've got to be the longest,thinnest sausages known to man!

Lamb chipolatas....

[Accip74 7,112]

If i see them run over i will pick them up otherwise no chance a little bit of time out in the sun on a summers morning could turn the meat

 

Yeh I'd just come up the hill with the dog & when I went to go back out, it was there.........

 

The dog had the legs :-)

[Blackbriar 8,569]

 

A few months ago, the fella in front of me hit a Munty on the A5.

 

I stopped behind him to make sure he was OK - his face was a picture when I chucked it in the back of the car and drove off !

[bell 3,608]

A few months ago, the fella in front of me hit a Munty on the A5.

I stopped behind him to make sure he was OK - his face was a picture when I chucked it in the back of the car and drove off !

Had plenty of roe rta..... one turned up at my Mate house one morning with one in the boot and his little lad wanted to know why I had a dead goat in the back of the car lol

[Waz 4,292]

They've got to be the longest,thinnest sausages known to man!

you gonna eat that sausage or smoke it?

[The one 8,583]

We where coming home from lamping one night about 2am 30 miles from home and im on a slip road to the motorway and theres a roe buck sitting on the verge so i reverse back light it up with the full beam and say to my son get a light on it if it moves , slip out the drivers door and come round the buck from the back and grab it by the horns my sons runs down i said get a knife and two black bags out the car boot , i did the dirty deed and the buck just had a bleeding nose i think a car in front of me had clipped it . Then a car pulls up in front of mine and i said shit the police . And this guy gets out in a t shirt shorts and sandals and asks what wrong i said i just clipped this deer . He then starts to lecture me to watch out it doesn't bite me as there bad for biting and to pull it into the edge of the woods as the foxes and badgers will find it and remove it . I was never so glad when he pissed off got it bled wrapped in the black bags and buried it under the rabbits in the back of the car . i nearly pissed myself laughing when i passed him 5 miles down the road

[Accip74 7,112]

We where coming home from lamping one night about 2am 30 miles from home and im on a slip road to the motorway and theres a roe buck sitting on the verge so i reverse back light it up with the full beam and say to my son get a light on it if it moves , slip out the drivers door and come round the buck from the back and grab it by the horns my sons runs down i said get a knife and two black bags out the car boot , i did the dirty deed and the buck just had a bleeding nose i think a car in front of me had clipped it . Then a car pulls up in front of mine and i said shit the police . And this guy gets out in a t shirt shorts and sandals and asks what wrong i said i just clipped this deer . He then starts to lecture me to watch out it doesn't bite me as there bad for biting and to pull it into the edge of the woods as the foxes and badgers will find it and remove it . I was never so glad when he pissed off got it bled wrapped in the black bags and buried it under the rabbits in the back of the car . i nearly pissed myself laughing when i passed him 5 miles down the road

 

Years ago, infact nearly 20 years ago I used to work for this road works firm & I was part of a gang who's ganger was a guy known as Mad Frank. Frank was totally mad, a big man that was still very intimidating at the age of 59 & was on medication to subdue his temper....

 

One Saturday morning I was driving the works van through the country lanes to pick up Frank for a morning shift. On the way a cock pheasant ran out in front of me & I clipped it with the van, I slowed & looked in the mirror, but it had gone & I was running late, so continued to pick up Frank......

 

We returned back through the same lanes & low & behold there was the cock pheasant injured on the side of the road.....

Frank was like....."hold on, Hold on!! What fcukng b*****d has done this???...." Frank liked animals more than people.....

"Stop the fcuking van!!!!" "What cnut would do such a thing & fcukng drive off" " what kind of fcuking low life would do that???"

 

......& so it went on, Frank getting more & more enraged about the hit & run driver, which was actually me! We had to box up the pheasant & return back to where Frank lived, so he could drop it off at the vets, which he had already rung, thus describing "Some fcukng heartless cnut who had left this pheasant for dead!...."

 

Eventually we made it to work & when we got out of van I noticed a couple of feathers stuck in the radiator grill.....I casually removed these while joining Frank in abusing the 'hit & run driver'.......

Edited May 18, 2017 by Accip74

[Nik_B 3,791]

Ha ha

 

My wife ran a mouse over the other day, she didn't blink an eye when I told her....quite heartless for a vegi

[Squirrel_Basher 17,102]

Any wild boar stories lol Fender benders them things .