Silversnake 1,099 Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Years ago while working the door I spotted a mates wife looking proper pissed leaving the club ,so I stayed with her til I got a local cabbie who I knew and trusted to take her home ,twenty minutes later he comes back covered in shit ,turns out she had somehow squatted on the passenger seat and took a shit on him ,I calmed him down and told him I would zee her husband next day to get him a few Bob ,valet ,loss of earnings new clobber etc ,so next day I goes to see the husband and tactfully as I could explained the situation ,he just sighed ,gave me a good bung and apologizes for the cabbie and says "yeah she's a f****r for doing that while your driving "!!!!!!That is a disturbing story... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Years ago while working the door I spotted a mates wife looking proper pissed leaving the club ,so I stayed with her til I got a local cabbie who I knew and trusted to take her home ,twenty minutes later he comes back covered in shit ,turns out she had somehow squatted on the passenger seat and took a shit on him ,I calmed him down and told him I would zee her husband next day to get him a few Bob ,valet ,loss of earnings new clobber etc ,so next day I goes to see the husband and tactfully as I could explained the situation ,he just sighed ,gave me a good bung and apologizes for the cabbie and says "yeah she's a f****r for doing that while your driving "!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, f****n hell - I nearly choked on my coffee Tell her from me, she's a legend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
secretagentmole 1,701 Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Years ago while working the door I spotted a mates wife looking proper pissed leaving the club ,so I stayed with her til I got a local cabbie who I knew and trusted to take her home ,twenty minutes later he comes back covered in shit ,turns out she had somehow squatted on the passenger seat and took a shit on him ,I calmed him down and told him I would zee her husband next day to get him a few Bob ,valet ,loss of earnings new clobber etc ,so next day I goes to see the husband and tactfully as I could explained the situation ,he just sighed ,gave me a good bung and apologizes for the cabbie and says "yeah she's a f****r for doing that while your driving "!!!!!! If it was a German Taxi driver he would have given her a tip! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,880 Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Years ago while working the door I spotted a mates wife looking proper pissed leaving the club ,so I stayed with her til I got a local cabbie who I knew and trusted to take her home ,twenty minutes later he comes back covered in shit ,turns out she had somehow squatted on the passenger seat and took a shit on him ,I calmed him down and told him I would zee her husband next day to get him a few Bob ,valet ,loss of earnings new clobber etc ,so next day I goes to see the husband and tactfully as I could explained the situation ,he just sighed ,gave me a good bung and apologizes for the cabbie and says "yeah she's a f****r for doing that while your driving "!!!!!! Lol,,,I hope that's a true story,,,cos it's fecking funny 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulnix 426 Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Years ago while working the door I spotted a mates wife looking proper pissed leaving the club ,so I stayed with her til I got a local cabbie who I knew and trusted to take her home ,twenty minutes later he comes back covered in shit ,turns out she had somehow squatted on the passenger seat and took a shit on him ,I calmed him down and told him I would zee her husband next day to get him a few Bob ,valet ,loss of earnings new clobber etc ,so next day I goes to see the husband and tactfully as I could explained the situation ,he just sighed ,gave me a good bung and apologizes for the cabbie and says "yeah she's a f****r for doing that while your driving "!!!!!! Lol,,,I hope that's a true story,,,cos it's fecking funny To be honest is one of those stories I don't care if it's true or not too damn funny, anyway I read it on the internet so it got to be true....... right ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,472 Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 True story , My mate had obviously told his wife to apologise to me ,a few weeks later I am shopping with the wife in asda and we bump into her "sorry for pooing in the taxi " then walked away ,I had a great afternoon explaining it all to my missus 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,664 Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 True story , My mate had obviously told his wife to apologise to me ,a few weeks later I am shopping with the wife in asda and we bump into her "sorry for pooing in the taxi " then walked away ,I had a great afternoon explaining it all to my missus Its always nice to have manners. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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