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aye a few times now ! where we used to live they had us in batches of 5 in the local cottage hospital (5 mornings and 5 afternoons) ,got booked in and set up in a bed on a ward i was first out of the 5 in so first out ! it transpired that i was the only one down the throat :laugh: ,went in and as usual no sedative just the spray at back of throat came out had cup of tea as per then the the next bloke comes out on a trolly muttering something about couldnt be gay for any cost i piped up "apparently quite loudly " thank fu*k i was first wouldnt want that down my throat now :laugh: " nurses went running out ward pis*ing themselves with laughter ,raised voices from next room about being professional :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Had one down the nose last june not a nice experience had a look at the screen didnt like that either.

done the throat wasnt to bad, but up the arse was very painful, they put air inside your lower bowl , you get real bad gut cramps, i had polyps removed. so ive got to go back and have it done all again. well fook it no way, it was to painful ,the polyps removed were ok nothing cancerous , so i am not going throught lot again no way .!!

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Had one down the nose last june not a nice experience had a look at the screen didnt like that either.

done the throat wasnt to bad, but up the arse was very painful, they put air inside your lower bowl , you get real bad gut cramps, i had polyps removed. so ive got to go back and have it done all again. well fook it no way, it was to painful ,the polyps removed were ok nothing cancerous , so i am not going throught lot again no way .!!

 

(but up the arse was very painful) i should imagine it was bird :laugh: :laugh:

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Had one down the nose last june not a nice experience had a look at the screen didnt like that either.

done the throat wasnt to bad, but up the arse was very painful, they put air inside your lower bowl , you get real bad gut cramps, i had polyps removed. so ive got to go back and have it done all again. well fook it no way, it was to painful ,the polyps removed were ok nothing cancerous , so i am not going throught lot again no way .!!

 

had it done ,because would crap after every meal that i had, and still do so all that pain for nothing, the polyps were nothing to do with my gut problem :yes:

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Had one down the nose last june not a nice experience had a look at the screen didnt like that either.

done the throat wasnt to bad, but up the arse was very painful, they put air inside your lower bowl , you get real bad gut cramps, i had polyps removed. so ive got to go back and have it done all again. well fook it no way, it was to painful ,the polyps removed were ok nothing cancerous , so i am not going throught lot again no way .!!

 

had it done ,because would crap after every meal that i had, and still do so all that pain for nothing, the polyps were nothing to do with my gut problem :yes:

 

As long as everything is clear thats the main thing bird. :thumbs:

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Horrible f****n things the first few endoscopys i had were with a sedative and it felt....well.....like someone was shoving a tube down my throat ....spit and snot everywhere !......the last one i had the spray and it was mildy unpleasant.....id go for the spray every time in future.

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Had one down the nose last june not a nice experience had a look at the screen didnt like that either.

done the throat wasnt to bad, but up the arse was very painful, they put air inside your lower bowl , you get real bad gut cramps, i had polyps removed. so ive got to go back and have it done all again. well fook it no way, it was to painful ,the polyps removed were ok nothing cancerous , so i am not going throught lot again no way .!!

 

had it done ,because would crap after every meal that i had, and still do so all that pain for nothing, the polyps were nothing to do with my gut problem :yes:

 

As long as everything is clear thats the main thing bird. :thumbs:

 

thanks :thumbs: yeh my doctor thinks i might have (IBS ) but they dont really know :yes: , but the camera more for looking if any bowl cancer if they remove polyps , which mine were ok thank god. i had it done last year and every thing was fine , so i wont or i will refuse to have another camera up my arse, as said the camera wasnt the prob its the air pump into your lower bowl , the pain was real bad , so wont go though that again i take me chances if i have to for the future :yes:

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I had both, throat and butt, still farting like bovine, had the spray on my throat. Went human pot holing, from Anus to Duodenum. Saw a bit of skin hanging down as the camera passed, I said, yo doc, what's that hanging down? doc said it was my Appendix. :laugh: My next question was, how far are we in, 3 feet. :icon_eek: Got a bit of a sore throat this morning, but apart from that I'm ok, cant stop eating this morning. all in all it's a new experience. :laugh:

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I got one up each end last autumn started off with sickness and dihorrea settled down to once a fortnight I was in the bathroom for two days gave myself a full clean out then felt rough for four day and just getting over it and it would start again , the nurse told me it was going to be the staff nurse that did me and she was better than the doctor and all she said was listen to me and relax and she was right no pain twenty minutes later back in the ward after a bit tea and toast and allowed home

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If you have ibs Ray,,,,use aloe,,,drink a shot everyday works a treat,,,you might also want to see what might be causing it,,,

 

Bread is an obviouse thought....but also things like tea coffe,,and in particular sugar....

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ive had it done 3 times 2 times with sedetive done nothing but fart and not nice ,last time had the spray once the tube goes down its just a case of holding your breathing right and its over in minutes

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