Funny Joke Thread

[bob.243 10,158]

35 minutes ago, bob.243 said:

Pish!

[Daniel cain 50,563]

2 hours ago, bob.243 said:

scampi

[Daniel cain 50,563]

some silly cnut has just married it...after a week

fanny been banged more times than a salvation army drum....

[mitre 520]

Fish paste flavour with tacky garlic and minging  smells in your house after prepping it and having the shits or vomiting 

[mitre 520]

7 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

some silly cnut has just married it...after a week

fanny been banged more times than a salvation army drum....

Got the clap after with cheesy gunaria and gential warts dirty tart 

[mitre 520]

10 hours ago, bob.243 said:

Pish!

Dirty tart flavour shitty prawn 

[WataWalloper 4,949]

10 minutes ago, mitre said:

Dirty tart flavour shitty prawn 

Okay mate we get the picture, your gagging for your hole haha haha

[Daniel cain 50,563]

22 minutes ago, mitre said:

Dirty tart flavour shitty prawn 

I bet you'd eat her f***ing shit....you dirty boy

[mitre 520]

Would not eat it had enough of crap food and gastro 

[mel b 4,680]

1 hour ago, mitre said:

Would not eat it had enough of crap food and gastro 

Yeah yeah , you'd be licking it like a jack Russell with a yoghurt pot .

[Daniel cain 50,563]

he would be on it...licking her gunt  up and down ,left to right

[mel b 4,680]

4 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

he would be on it...licking her gunt  up and down ,left to right

He'd lick it like a big dirty toffee apple .

[ditchman 4,099]

37 minutes ago, mel b said:

He'd lick it like a big dirty toffee apple .

nothing like a dirty slag to work you up into a sexual tyranasour......bet she drinks port&lemon and has holes in her fish nets....................................oooohhhhhhh i feel a little stiffy coming on

[mel b 4,680]

4 minutes ago, ditchman said:

nothing like a dirty slag to work you up into a sexual tyranasour......bet she drinks port&lemon and has holes in her fish nets....................................oooohhhhhhh i feel a little stiffy coming on

Stop it , you're just making him hornier.

I bet he's tugging himself around the bedroom like a f***ing maniac now .

[Qbgrey 4,414]

11 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

scampi

State of it.