mel b 4,729 Posted Tuesday at 20:40 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:40 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,123 Posted Tuesday at 22:51 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 22:51 2 hours ago, mel b said: im in luuuuve................. do you know why women like olives...??....................because they rekon they taste like sperm 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 529 Posted Tuesday at 23:48 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 23:48 3 hours ago, mel b said: Just hope she doesn't start farting after all that wind up her arse she could blow him over with a good gust of wind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,729 Posted Wednesday at 04:49 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 04:49 5 hours ago, mitre said: Just hope she doesn't start farting after all that wind up her arse she could blow him over with a good gust of wind Have you ever thought about writing erotic novels mitre ?. I reckon you'd make a fortune mate . 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,123 Posted Wednesday at 07:40 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 07:40 2 hours ago, mel b said: Have you ever thought about writing erotic novels mitre ?. I reckon you'd make a fortune mate . you are such a wag dear boy.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 529 Posted Wednesday at 11:19 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 11:19 Have not got the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,729 Posted Wednesday at 13:14 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 13:14 1 hour ago, mitre said: Have not got the time You should try it mate , you could be the next Barbara Cartland . I can just imagine it. " Elsie was pissed , and was gagging for it , so Alf give it her up the shitter on the back lawn . They'd be queueing up to buy it mate . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendigo 1,886 Posted Wednesday at 17:36 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 17:36 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,123 Posted Wednesday at 19:40 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:40 (edited) 6 hours ago, mel b said: You should try it mate , you could be the next Barbara Cartland . I can just imagine it. " Elsie was pissed , and was gagging for it , so Alf give it her up the shitter on the back lawn . They'd be queueing up to buy it mate . you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks) Edited Wednesday at 19:42 by ditchman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,729 Posted Wednesday at 19:54 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:54 11 minutes ago, ditchman said: you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks) They couldn't handle your fine quality literature mate . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,783 Posted Wednesday at 19:57 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:57 2 hours ago, Bendigo said: That's some serious slap in the teeth to her daughter. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,123 Posted Wednesday at 20:48 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 20:48 50 minutes ago, mackay said: That's some serious slap in the teeth to her daughter. i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,729 Posted Wednesday at 21:31 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:31 42 minutes ago, ditchman said: i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to .. I dunno mate . I reckon one of them has seen a fair bit of action . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,123 Posted Wednesday at 22:12 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 22:12 38 minutes ago, mel b said: I dunno mate . I reckon one of them has seen a fair bit of action . no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,729 Posted yesterday at 04:31 Report Share Posted yesterday at 04:31 6 hours ago, ditchman said: no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey Then I shall courteously bow to your vastly superior knowledge of bumholes sir , and tip my hat in your general direction . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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