mel b 4,868 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,265 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 2 hours ago, mel b said: im in luuuuve................. do you know why women like olives...??....................because they rekon they taste like sperm 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 550 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 3 hours ago, mel b said: Just hope she doesn't start farting after all that wind up her arse she could blow him over with a good gust of wind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,868 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 5 hours ago, mitre said: Just hope she doesn't start farting after all that wind up her arse she could blow him over with a good gust of wind Have you ever thought about writing erotic novels mitre ?. I reckon you'd make a fortune mate . 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,265 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 2 hours ago, mel b said: Have you ever thought about writing erotic novels mitre ?. I reckon you'd make a fortune mate . you are such a wag dear boy.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 550 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Have not got the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,868 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, mitre said: Have not got the time You should try it mate , you could be the next Barbara Cartland . I can just imagine it. " Elsie was pissed , and was gagging for it , so Alf give it her up the shitter on the back lawn . They'd be queueing up to buy it mate . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendigo 2,288 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,265 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 (edited) 6 hours ago, mel b said: You should try it mate , you could be the next Barbara Cartland . I can just imagine it. " Elsie was pissed , and was gagging for it , so Alf give it her up the shitter on the back lawn . They'd be queueing up to buy it mate . you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks) Edited February 4 by ditchman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,868 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 11 minutes ago, ditchman said: you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks) They couldn't handle your fine quality literature mate . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,852 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 2 hours ago, Bendigo said: That's some serious slap in the teeth to her daughter. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,265 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 50 minutes ago, mackay said: That's some serious slap in the teeth to her daughter. i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,868 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 42 minutes ago, ditchman said: i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to .. I dunno mate . I reckon one of them has seen a fair bit of action . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,265 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 38 minutes ago, mel b said: I dunno mate . I reckon one of them has seen a fair bit of action . no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,868 Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 6 hours ago, ditchman said: no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey Then I shall courteously bow to your vastly superior knowledge of bumholes sir , and tip my hat in your general direction . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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