bob.243 10,159 Posted yesterday at 05:52 Report Share Posted yesterday at 05:52 35 minutes ago, bob.243 said: Pish! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 50,570 Posted yesterday at 07:46 Report Share Posted yesterday at 07:46 2 hours ago, bob.243 said: scampi 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 50,570 Posted yesterday at 08:50 Report Share Posted yesterday at 08:50 some silly cnut has just married it...after a week fanny been banged more times than a salvation army drum.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 522 Posted yesterday at 16:09 Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:09 Fish paste flavour with tacky garlic and minging smells in your house after prepping it and having the shits or vomiting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 522 Posted yesterday at 16:11 Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:11 7 hours ago, Daniel cain said: some silly cnut has just married it...after a week fanny been banged more times than a salvation army drum.... Got the clap after with cheesy gunaria and gential warts dirty tart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 522 Posted yesterday at 16:11 Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:11 10 hours ago, bob.243 said: Pish! Dirty tart flavour shitty prawn 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 4,966 Posted yesterday at 16:23 Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:23 10 minutes ago, mitre said: Dirty tart flavour shitty prawn Okay mate we get the picture, your gagging for your hole haha haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 50,570 Posted yesterday at 16:35 Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:35 22 minutes ago, mitre said: Dirty tart flavour shitty prawn I bet you'd eat her f***ing shit....you dirty boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 522 Posted yesterday at 16:46 Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:46 Would not eat it had enough of crap food and gastro Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,683 Posted yesterday at 18:11 Report Share Posted yesterday at 18:11 1 hour ago, mitre said: Would not eat it had enough of crap food and gastro Yeah yeah , you'd be licking it like a jack Russell with a yoghurt pot . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 50,570 Posted yesterday at 18:13 Report Share Posted yesterday at 18:13 he would be on it...licking her gunt up and down ,left to right 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,683 Posted yesterday at 18:19 Report Share Posted yesterday at 18:19 4 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: he would be on it...licking her gunt up and down ,left to right He'd lick it like a big dirty toffee apple . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,105 Posted yesterday at 18:57 Report Share Posted yesterday at 18:57 37 minutes ago, mel b said: He'd lick it like a big dirty toffee apple . nothing like a dirty slag to work you up into a sexual tyranasour......bet she drinks port&lemon and has holes in her fish nets....................................oooohhhhhhh i feel a little stiffy coming on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,683 Posted yesterday at 19:04 Report Share Posted yesterday at 19:04 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: nothing like a dirty slag to work you up into a sexual tyranasour......bet she drinks port&lemon and has holes in her fish nets....................................oooohhhhhhh i feel a little stiffy coming on Stop it , you're just making him hornier. I bet he's tugging himself around the bedroom like a f***ing maniac now . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,414 Posted yesterday at 19:39 Report Share Posted yesterday at 19:39 11 hours ago, Daniel cain said: scampi State of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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