mushroom 14,162 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Just now, WataWalloper said: You’ve licked her arse hole, so what’s the big deal haha Fuuck right off! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 3,843 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Just now, mushroom said: Fuuck right off! Never denied it tho did ye haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,162 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 1 minute ago, WataWalloper said: Never denied it tho did ye haha I didn't nor did I confirm it lol.. I'm walking the dog the now and I've barfed 3 times thinking about the fuucking shitpaste I cleaned me teeth with Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 343 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Just as bad as blaming the same go and buy some both of you and tell your wife to put the sit down on the loo it's only for both of your own safety you know the fumes off shit lethal either way who shits down the loo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 343 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Who either takes a shit put the lid down it's lethal you can't afford to lose toothpaste in the sink or down the loo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,162 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Mitre sweetheart, have a day off ya dozy c**t.. Just got back home, cleaning my teeth, drinking bloody mouthwash and she's creased up jabbering in Latin Spanish that somehow it's my fault Who cleans their fuuckin teeth whilst curling one out? And how the f**k do you drop a tube of toothpaste between thy thighs, straight into the shitter, pick it out, put the top back on and bin it? FFS I'll never get over this, this is worse than when I kissed that ugly lass and caught erectile dysfunction lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,857 Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 7 hours ago, mushroom said: Why did she put the fuucking top back on before binning it? Because she's civilised . She's not like you , you use toothpaste that's been in the shitter . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 343 Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 Won't drop your wallet down there would you not Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mitre 343 Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 On 07/09/2025 at 09:46, Councilestatekid said: I see there is some chemistry between them 2 he wants her over at his cleaning his windows topless because his misses will not do it as she hates getting undressed and bearing her chest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 343 Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 4 minutes ago, mel b said: Kier starmer was given this by his misses she said got to tighten our belts this will have to do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,368 Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 2 minutes ago, mitre said: Kier starmer was given this by his misses she said got to tighten our belts this will have to do Ffs mitre do we need the running commentary 1 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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wildman 638 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Another page wasted 4 jokes 10 nob head comments 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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