Funny Joke Thread

[mushroom 14,140]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

You’ve licked her arse hole, so what’s the big deal haha 

Fuuck right off!

 

[WataWalloper 3,788]

Just now, mushroom said:

Fuuck right off!

 

Never denied it tho did ye haha 

[mushroom 14,140]

1 minute ago, WataWalloper said:

Never denied it tho did ye haha 

I didn't nor did I confirm it lol..

I'm walking the dog the now and I've barfed 3 times thinking about the fuucking shitpaste I cleaned me teeth with

[mitre 330]

Just as bad as blaming the same go and buy some both of you and tell your wife to put the sit down on the loo it's only for both of your own safety you know the fumes off shit lethal either way who shits down the loo

[mitre 330]

Who either takes a shit put the lid down it's lethal you can't afford to lose toothpaste in the sink or down the loo 

[mushroom 14,140]

Mitre sweetheart, have a day off ya dozy c**t..

Just got back home, cleaning my teeth, drinking bloody mouthwash and she's creased up jabbering in Latin Spanish that somehow it's my fault

Who cleans their fuuckin teeth whilst curling one out? And how the f**k do you drop a tube of toothpaste between thy thighs, straight into the shitter, pick it out, put the top back on and bin it? FFS I'll never get over this, this is worse than when I kissed that ugly lass and caught erectile dysfunction lol 

[mel b 3,798]

7 hours ago, mushroom said:

Why did she put the fuucking top back on before binning it?

Because she's civilised . She's not like you , you use toothpaste that's been in the shitter .

[mitre 330]

Won't drop your wallet down there would you not