Funny Joke Thread

[Borr 7,570]

Unfortunately these are the American version of humorous witty jokes....

[mitre 214]

13 hours ago, bob.243 said:

Maybe you could return that favour your self by putting something up yours

[bob.243 9,466]

[bob.243 9,466]

[mel b 3,469]

[forest of dean redneck 12,009]

[bob.243 9,466]

[bob.243 9,466]

[mackay 3,580]

A Romanian an arab and a cockney lass are all in the one bar.

When the Romanian finishes his beer he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, in Romania glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.

The arab, obviously impressed with this, drinks his non alcoholic beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, in the arab world we have so much sand to make glasses we don't need to drink with the same ones twice either.

The cockney lass, as cool as a cucumber,picks up her beer, downs it in one go, throws the glass up in the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the romanian and the arab. Catching her glass setting it on the bar and calling for a refill she says, in London we have so many foreigners that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.

[mitre 214]

4 hours ago, bob.243 said:

Give the dick head a good clout with your hammer and it's sorted 

[bob.243 9,466]

[forest of dean redneck 12,009]

[Mickey Finn 3,081]

On 27/06/2025 at 15:12, Borr said:

Unfortunately these are the American version of humorous witty jokes....

Don't be a hater. 

[bob.243 9,466]

[TheShootingTog 2,271]