CushtyJook 1,097 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Was up the local woods today and just as I went to come out noticed the farmer on his quad whoshouted to me what am I doing there and told me it was privet estate woodland in which I replied awfully sorry just looking for somewhere to walk the dog and then he noticed my catty sticking out my jeans so says something about my real intentions Bieng to shoot game and told me he doubts I could hit a bar door out with one and deemed cattys useless and to,d me he was a shotgun man etc acting Like Lord of the manner saying he helps run the shoot and is in charge of the beaters on a shoot day anyway cut the story a pidgeon lands on a near by catte trout and I say to him if you think I'm useless with this I'll make a bet it's you if I can hit that pidgeon and kill it I get the persmision to hunt the farm on the estate it's a good shot away I'm no good with distance but atleast five vans away anyway he's there saying not going to hit it etc so I draw out a hexnut and hits it straight on the head stone dead guy was shocked and became an instant arse lick asking me to get him a cattypult and all this and wondering if he could take the pidgeon home for his misses in which I agree a I wouldn't of eat it soon anyway and now I have full permission and a new friend 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,429 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 don't be trying to claim his land. you won't pull it off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Is that Escort vans or Sprinter vans? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted October 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 don't be trying to claim his land. you won't pull it off I Probally know it better than he does and I've spent a few nights on it before Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted October 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Is that Escort vans or Sprinter vans? Transit connects I usually measure by 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Is that Escort vans or Sprinter vans? Transit connects I usually measure by The new shape ones? They're a bit bigger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted October 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Is that Escort vans or Sprinter vans? Transit connects I usually measure by The new shape ones? They're a bit bigger. No old shape ones 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.338winmag 78 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Hey love your story man ,glad every thing worked out for yah . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnie bravo 572 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Fookin ell. That could have gone a lot worse! Bravo!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Is that Escort vans or Sprinter vans? No they trainers all the kids wear......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keaner 97 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 I thort you meant v w caddy vans Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 I can just see cushty in the carpet shop "what size room sir" 2 connects x 1 1/2 connects, that's old shape mate 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 That's a pretty big caravan Bert, must be from measuring out driveways ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,481 Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 well done bud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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