Popular Post DeniseBrophy 42 Posted April 1, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you 2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name 3.dogs like hunting fishing and football 4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert 5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting 6a dogs parents never visit 7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home 8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog 9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings 10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you ! 24 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,169 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Lol Have to show herself this one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,244 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Take note Denise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 This Defo counts for both sexes I think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I'm going to print this off , and give to her She never stops moaning , unless im buying her something Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Wake Your Dog Up At 3 In The Morning & He Will Be Delighted Too See You Wake Your Mrs Up At 3 In The Morning & Watch Her Go Fukcing Berserk :) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,467 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you 2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name 3.dogs like hunting fishing and football 4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert 5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting 6a dogs parents never visit 7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home 8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog 9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings 10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you ! 46 posts in 3 1/2 years. If you talk as little as you post on here you could be near enough the ideal woman... 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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MoChara 1,632 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you 2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name 3.dogs like hunting fishing and football 4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert 5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting 6a dogs parents never visit 7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home 8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog 9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings 10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you ! 46 posts in 3 1/2 years. If you talk as little as you post on here you could be near enough the ideal woman... god that's awful funny though! I find myself talking biggest load of crap on here but hard to get a sentence out of me in reality Yes believe it or not that's the power of sitting behind a screen on the World Wide Web though isn't it christian71 thought I was a man for over a year Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad4it 695 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) 1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you 2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name 3.dogs like hunting fishing and football 4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert 5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting 6a dogs parents never visit 7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home 8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog 9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings 10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you ! 46 posts in 3 1/2 years. If you talk as little as you post on here you could be near enough the ideal woman... +1 on that life would be sweet Edited April 2, 2015 by mad4it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,467 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you 2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name 3.dogs like hunting fishing and football 4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert 5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting 6a dogs parents never visit 7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home 8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog 9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings 10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you ! 46 posts in 3 1/2 years. If you talk as little as you post on here you could be near enough the ideal woman... god that's awful funny though! I find myself talking biggest load of crap on here but hard to get a sentence out of me in reality Yes believe it or not that's the power of sitting behind a screen on the World Wide Web though isn't it christian71 thought I was a man for over a year At least you now have a profile picture to prove that you aren't a man! Quiet, blonde,, like stock. Iif only you were a bit taller... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Reason for profile picture is I've only just figured out how to resize them on my own now yes I know years too late I can't disagree about the height if only miracle gro really did work on humans I'd be flying Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,379 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Im just curious why do the treacles on here have profile pictures.....of themself !?......I cant remember seeing any of the chaps on here with pictures of themself is it some kind of cyber pick up thing to try and get a bunch of smelly old hunting men interested ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,783 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Im just curious why do the treacles on here have profile pictures.....of themself !?......I cant remember seeing any of the chaps on here with pictures of themself is it some kind of cyber pick up thing to try and get a bunch of smelly old hunting men interested ? You mean that's not you in your avatar ?? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 :laugh: no no gnasher well I guess unless your into pulling fellas on a random site you don't know f**k all about I change mine regular between funny pics, dogs, birds, sayings etc could go on forever. I've seen loads of folk on here with themselves in, men and women. If that one of yours hadn't I white background I'd of also thought it was you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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