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1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you

2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name

3.dogs like hunting fishing and football

4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert

5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting

6a dogs parents never visit

7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home

8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog

9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings

10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you !

 

 

46 posts in 3 1/2 years. If you talk as little as you post on here you could be near enough the ideal woman...

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1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you

2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name

3.dogs like hunting fishing and football

4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert

5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting

6a dogs parents never visit

7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home

8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog

9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings

10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you !

 

46 posts in 3 1/2 years. If you talk as little as you post on here you could be near enough the ideal woman...

god that's awful :laugh: funny though! I find myself talking biggest load of crap on here but hard to get a sentence out of me in reality

 

Yes believe it or not :laugh: that's the power of sitting behind a screen on the World Wide Web though isn't it :laugh: christian71 thought I was a man for over a year :D

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1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you

2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name

3.dogs like hunting fishing and football

4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert

5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting

6a dogs parents never visit

7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home

8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog

9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings

10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you !

 

 

46 posts in 3 1/2 years. If you talk as little as you post on here you could be near enough the ideal woman...

 

+1 on that life would be sweet

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1.the later you come home the more excited your dog is to see you

2.dogs dont notice if you call them by another name

3.dogs like hunting fishing and football

4.a dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert

5.if a dog smells another dog on you it dosent mind they find it interesting

6a dogs parents never visit

7if a dog has babies you can put an advert in the paper free to good home

8.a dog dosent wake you at night to ask if i died would you get another dog

9.if a dog leaves it wont take half your belongings

10.to test this theory lock your wife and dog in the garage for an hour and then wait and see who is happiest to see you !

46 posts in 3 1/2 years. If you talk as little as you post on here you could be near enough the ideal woman...

god that's awful :laugh: funny though! I find myself talking biggest load of crap on here but hard to get a sentence out of me in reality

 

Yes believe it or not :laugh: that's the power of sitting behind a screen on the World Wide Web though isn't it :laugh: christian71 thought I was a man for over a year :D

 

 

At least you now have a profile picture to prove that you aren't a man! Quiet, blonde,, like stock. Iif only you were a bit taller...

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Reason for profile picture is I've only just figured out how to resize them on my own now :D yes I know years too late :laugh:

 

 

I can't disagree about the height :cray:

 

if only miracle gro really did work on humans I'd be flying :laugh:

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Im just curious why do the treacles on here have profile pictures.....of themself !?......I cant remember seeing any of the chaps on here with pictures of themself is it some kind of cyber pick up thing to try and get a bunch of smelly old hunting men interested ?

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Im just curious why do the treacles on here have profile pictures.....of themself !?......I cant remember seeing any of the chaps on here with pictures of themself is it some kind of cyber pick up thing to try and get a bunch of smelly old hunting men interested ?

You mean that's not you in your avatar ??

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:laugh: :laugh: no no gnasher well I guess unless your into pulling fellas on a random site you don't know f**k all about :laugh:

I change mine regular between funny pics, dogs, birds, sayings etc could go on forever.

 

I've seen loads of folk on here with themselves in, men and women. If that one of yours hadn't I white background I'd of also thought it was you :D

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