Chris Harrison 21 Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Hi all Friend of my mom has asked me to get rid of some grey squirrels from her garden. I said I'd do it and she replied with i dont want them killed just moved out my garden. As a joke I said I have stun pellets for my gun that just knock them out so I can box them and move them. I said it as a joke but I was belived so oh well 3 Quote Link to post
StephenWalsh 73 Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Reminder her that catch and release of grey squirrel is illegal in UK. 2 Quote Link to post
abarrett 461 Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Stun pellets fantastic When they die and she asks why Tell her it must of bumped its head after it fell When you stunned it lol 1 Quote Link to post
Chris Harrison 21 Posted October 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Stun pellets fantastic When they die and she asks why Tell her it must of bumped its head after it fell When you stunned it lol I'm borrowing my mrs rabbit carry box thing and put them in so the silly bint thinks I'm taking them away . 1 Quote Link to post
jamesS410 106 Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Bunny hugger pest control I like the thinking, could be a novel way of gaining permissions I just have it in the back of my mind it could turn round and bite you if she finds out Quote Link to post
Chris Harrison 21 Posted October 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Bunny hugger pest control I like the thinking, could be a novel way of gaining permissions I just have it in the back of my mind it could turn round and bite you if she finds out What could she do? It's a pest and I have permission to use an air gun on her property. She won't call the police cuz of the embarrassment lol. Most she can do is call me a cruel f****r Quote Link to post
RemyBolt 420 Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 What are you going to do if she sees the blood coming out it's face? Probably best to put it in a blanket that's covered up. Or, just be honest and say..."I killed them and ate them. Bloody delicious!" haha Get some pics of how the hunting went. Just remember, if you're shooting up into a tree, be super careful of the backdrop of the shot if the pellet gets deflected and takes out a neighbor's window. You might get caught for not having Stun Pellets! Quote Link to post
Cedric 132 Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Tell her the blood is just a nose bleed ! Quote Link to post
shreko 24 Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 HA HA nearly peed myself. Wrap them in the blanket and tell her your keeping them warm for the journey home to the stew pot of course 1 Quote Link to post
Chris Harrison 21 Posted October 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 What are you going to do if she sees the blood coming out it's face? Probably best to put it in a blanket that's covered up. Or, just be honest and say..."I killed them and ate them. Bloody delicious!" haha Get some pics of how the hunting went. Just remember, if you're shooting up into a tree, be super careful of the backdrop of the shot if the pellet gets deflected and takes out a neighbor's window. You might get caught for not having Stun Pellets! I'll just have to make sure she only sees the carry case or something. I was going to put a blanket over the case and say it will keep them calm if they come to during the car trip lol or some shit like that. Stupid woman. Quote Link to post
tomburras 2,721 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 What's load of sh!te Quote Link to post
j j m 6,481 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Id stun them not Quote Link to post
The one 8,398 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Unbelievable that's the second post on here where grey squirrels are a pest and the folk want them removed but no killed , so you illegally release them to become some one else's problem ??? Quote Link to post
cocpops 19 Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 This is so dam funny ! Quote Link to post
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