delswal 3,819 Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 The cheek of it, a farmer I know has just rung 15 minutes ago, "hey up del lad can you do me favour" straight away I am thinking whats this fcuker after farmers never ring me, "if I can, what you after?" Can you spare a few nights and come and shoot some rabbits and hares for me, and if you get time over the weekend I could do with some pigeons and crows thinning out, Cheeky fcuker as if i have nothing else better to do with my spare time, but i dare say it won't hurt to do him a favour Oh! and bring the dogs and ferrets along, knew they would be a snag I a'int got any ferrets Quick phone call to Durham for trampy mickmac should sort the ferrets…………..happy days 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeerhoundLurcherMan 997 Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 I hope you charge him at least £20 per hour, cheeky git Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 why carnt i have phone calls like that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,207 Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Lol top notch week then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted October 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 why carnt i have phone calls like that lol You have had them, I've rang you loads of times and invited you lol, even to shoot deer……..but bring ya own food this time 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted October 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Lol top notch week then thursday and friday night on the lamp mush, and micks on way down on sunday with terriers and ferrets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 The cheek of it, a farmer I know has just rung 15 minutes ago, "hey up del lad can you do me favour" straight away I am thinking whats this fcuker after farmers never ring me, "if I can, what you after?" Can you spare a few nights and come and shoot some rabbits and hares for me, and if you get time over the weekend I could do with some pigeons and crows thinning out, Cheeky fcuker as if i have nothing else better to do with my spare time, but i dare say it won't hurt to do him a favour Oh! and bring the dogs and ferrets along, knew they would be a snag I a'int got any ferrets Quick phone call to Durham for trampy mickmac should sort the ferrets..happy days dont you just hate it when that happens! I know I'll get similar phone calls soon, with all this rain " hi ant, could you do me favour and get these bloody ducks of my flooded fields please?" Sigh, eye go'on, but this is the last time! And you owe me one Lol I wish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the big chief 3,099 Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 only phone call i get is keep off my f***ing land 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 why carnt i have phone calls like that lol You have had them, I've rang you loads of times and invited you lol, even to shoot deer……..but bring ya own food this time Av got the day off on the 17th if your about Al come over with scabby lol? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I just get feckin scousers asking about my accident. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I just get Asians asking if I Want to do a survey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Oh I get them the too, they always claim to be called andrew Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RemyBolt 420 Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 How dare he! I hope you told him what for. The bugger! Give me his number, I'll sort him out for you....now I just need to get that ferret back.......ahem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,975 Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Oh I get them the too, they always claim to be called andrew I had one the other day trying get me to change phone suppliers. Said he was called Patrick. Lying twat Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,626 Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I just get people trying to sell me windows Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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