Jump to content

Lofty Wiseman Tv Programme? Question For The More Mature


Recommended Posts

I'm showing my age but have a question for the older site members.

 

Whilst having a conversation about Ray Mears and bear Grylls TV shows with some younger chaps I mentioned that before them Lofty Wiseman either made regular appearances on various shows or had a short series of his own.

 

Trouble is; I can't for the life of me remember what they were called .

 

I "you tubed" him but could only come up with an appearance on an old Peter Duncan (ex Blue Peter dare-devil) series.

 

Two highlights I recall were Mr Wiseman mentioning the effects of using bracken tea as a vermifuge ;"Make sure you already have your trousers down when you drink it !", and the classic wrestling match with a dead rabbit scene

 

Has anyone a better memory than me?

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Thanks TUFFTY. I have looked but all the clips are quite recent and show the chap in , I guess, his early 70s.

Maybe his early TV work was so embarrassing he's found a way of erasing it from film and memory. The rabbit incident was definitely a bit dodgy and I can't believe nobody remembers it.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I don't know anything about any videos he has made but I have met the fella a couple of times ... Out of the hundreds that claim to have been at the Iranian embassy siege he was one of the lads that was there ... In fact he nearly put a bullet in the coppers face ... Luckily the copper had enough sense to the hit the deck instead ... He is a knarly old fukcer but you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him ......

Link to post
Share on other sites

I don't know anything about any videos he has made but I have met the fella a couple of times ... Out of the hundreds that claim to have been at the Iranian embassy siege he was one of the lads that was there ... In fact he nearly put a bullet in the coppers face ... Luckily the copper had enough sense to the hit the deck instead ... He is a knarly old fukcer but you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him ......

I met him in the late 80's,

Was with him for about a week.

 

Im sure it was the BBC thag had a documentary/series about the sas with lofty wiseman.

It was on in the early 80's

But I cant fecking find the thing

Link to post
Share on other sites

 

I don't know anything about any videos he has made but I have met the fella a couple of times ... Out of the hundreds that claim to have been at the Iranian embassy siege he was one of the lads that was there ... In fact he nearly put a bullet in the coppers face ... Luckily the copper had enough sense to the hit the deck instead ... He is a knarly old fukcer but you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him ......

I met him in the late 80's,

Was with him for about a week.

Im sure it was the BBC thag had a documentary/series about the sas with lofty wiseman.

It was on in the early 80's

But I cant fecking find the thing

Were you on a course under him? I've done two under him and by fukc he don't suffer fools lightly lol .......

Link to post
Share on other sites

 

 

I don't know anything about any videos he has made but I have met the fella a couple of times ... Out of the hundreds that claim to have been at the Iranian embassy siege he was one of the lads that was there ... In fact he nearly put a bullet in the coppers face ... Luckily the copper had enough sense to the hit the deck instead ... He is a knarly old fukcer but you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him ......

I met him in the late 80's,

Was with him for about a week.

Im sure it was the BBC thag had a documentary/series about the sas with lofty wiseman.

It was on in the early 80's

But I cant fecking find the thing

Were you on a course under him? I've done two under him and by fukc he don't suffer fools lightly lol .......

Yes socks

up the black mountains.

And yes it was hard, but enjoyable learning.

Grumpy ole git at times lol

Link to post
Share on other sites

The LW parang;a very smart tool. Seeing it jogged my memory a bit .

I still can't recall the name of the TV programme but throughout he made regular references to his £1.99 fake Swiss Army knife. Seemingly when faced with any task requiring a blade he would announce ,"So I take my £1.99 penknife and ...."

 

One of my customers used to own a well known out-door wear and camping company. According to him LW would sometimes appear on the scrounge and one of the things he went off with was the famous freebie £1.99 knife.

 

Still can't name the programme though!.

Edited by comanche
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...