Are You Becoming An Anti ?

[shovel leaner 7,650]

Here is a 10 point guide to help you spot the tell tail signs that you might be becoming an anti .

1) you wake up in the morning and think f-ck it I ain't going to work today .

2) you look in the mirror and think , you know what would look really good on me would be purple hair and my nose pierced and some great big tribal ear rings !

3) you throw your soap straight in the bin .

4)you chuck your realtree and your Harkila kit in a big tub and tie dye it .

5) you end every sentence with the word "man"

6) your mates ring you up to ask if you are going for a pint and you reply "no man I've just rolled a fat one dude".

7) you series link spring watch.

8)your mrs asks what you fancy for Sunday dinner and you reply "quorn and lentils man".

9) instead of going to the football match you get an old pasting table and some dodgy pictures and stand around the middle of town upsetting old ladies and toddlers .

10) the bailiffs come around and kick you out of your house and you think oh well I've always wanted to live on a brightly painted bus .

[whippet 99 2,613]

you need too see a doctor., as soon as possible !!!!

[charlie caller 3,654]

I like it, but let me tell you, I have met a few that live on buses, with some good dogs, and they were bang at it, I fu***ng hate antis, but looks can be deceiving, I mean look at me MAN.

[Ggib 370]

im an anti islamic b*****d/ so i guess im an anti

[shovel leaner 7,650]

you need too see a doctor., as soon as possible !!!!

you cheeky bar steward ! There's nothing wrong with me mate , go and ask my psychiatrist or my mental health professional !

[Blackbriar 8,569]

I don't mind lentils and I've got a caravan. Do I qualify ?

[fireman 11,235]

I like it, but let me tell you, I have met a few that live on buses, with some good dogs, and they were bang at it, I fu***ng hate antis, but looks can be deceiving, I mean look at me MAN.

I lived on hippie sites for 15 + years man ,lived in everything from a horse drawn open lot to a double deker bus and my avator pic is of of me at stonehenge in the 90's .Had lurchers and terriers,ferrets etc the whole time and it always makes me laugh that half my mates are anti's and the other half hunters,but never had any rows or silly issues from either side about it.......................man

[charlie caller 3,654]

You never know man, we might just know a few of the same reprobates then

[shovel leaner 7,650]

 

I like it, but let me tell you, I have met a few that live on buses, with some good dogs, and they were bang at it, I fu***ng hate antis, but looks can be deceiving, I mean look at me MAN.

 

I lived on hippie sites for 15 + years man ,lived in everything from a horse drawn open lot to a double deker bus and my avator pic is of of me at stonehenge in the 90's .Had lurchers and terriers,ferrets etc the whole time and it always makes me laugh that half my mates are anti's and the other half hunters,but never had any rows or silly issues from either side about it.......................man

I bet you can juggle and eat fire !

[fireman 11,235]

Juggle ,even with hand axes and fire clubs but no eating of fire.Saying that seen some belting scenes of a few heads catching fire when drunk folk have tried to breath it and petrol isn't a fuel to use either .

[charlie caller 3,654]

 

 

I like it, but let me tell you, I have met a few that live on buses, with some good dogs, and they were bang at it, I fu***ng hate antis, but looks can be deceiving, I mean look at me MAN.

I lived on hippie sites for 15 + years man ,lived in everything from a horse drawn open lot to a double deker bus and my avator pic is of of me at stonehenge in the 90's .Had lurchers and terriers,ferrets etc the whole time and it always makes me laugh that half my mates are anti's and the other half hunters,but never had any rows or silly issues from either side about it.......................man

I bet you can juggle and eat fire !

 

I can juggle tits,and eat p***y

[Accip74 7,112]

I lived with an 'Anti' for five years....lol....not an active one, or even that vocal about it...but being a zoo keeper & an all round 'bunny hugger' she found the idea of hunting & killing an animal abhorrent......so yeh, an 'anti'

Throughout this period I flew hawks, which she accepted, but didn't want to hear about it.......the great thing being, I was able to hand over the complete husbandry of the ferrets to her, of which she done a great job.....

Curiosity finally got the better of her, when I'd persuaded her to come & see the hawk fly on the field over the road. I assured her that she wouldn't see anything being caught, as the field never held any game....

We climbed over the gate into the field & I cast 'Gomez' into the trees that lined the small meadow......no sooner had I done this, I noticed he was eyeballing something in the bottom of the hedge. I started fumbling nervously in my bag for some quail for the recall, with my girlfriend asking me 'what was he looking at?' Moments later you could hear the desperate wing thrashing & distress call of a cock pheasant, which Gomez had just nailed, unable to contain my glee I looked round to see the back of my girlfriend disappearing across the meadow, shouting 'f**k that!!'

I gave the hawk a good feed-up & returned home, the only thing she said was 'that pheasant was just minding his only business'................yep, he certainly was.......I couldn't argue with that, but. I was thinking, f***ing yes!!.....second cock bird of the season! Lol

[shepp 2,285]

I lived with an 'Anti' for five years....lol....not an active one, or even that vocal about it...but being a zoo keeper & an all round 'bunny hugger' she found the idea of hunting & killing an animal abhorrent......so yeh, an 'anti'

Throughout this period I flew hawks, which she accepted, but didn't want to hear about it.......the great thing being, I was able to hand over the complete husbandry of the ferrets to her, of which she done a great job.....

Curiosity finally got the better of her, when I'd persuaded her to come & see the hawk fly on the field over the road. I assured her that she wouldn't see anything being caught, as the field never held any game....

We climbed over the gate into the field & I cast 'Gomez' into the trees that lined the small meadow......no sooner had I done this, I noticed he was eyeballing something in the bottom of the hedge. I started fumbling nervously in my bag for some quail for the recall, with my girlfriend asking me 'what was he looking at?' Moments later you could hear the desperate wing thrashing & distress call of a cock pheasant, which Gomez had just nailed, unable to contain my glee I looked round to see the back of my girlfriend disappearing across the meadow, shouting 'f**k that!!'

I gave the hawk a good feed-up & returned home, the only thing she said was 'that pheasant was just minding his only business'................yep, he certainly was.......I couldn't argue with that, but. I was thinking, f***ing yes!!.....second cock bird of the season! Lol

I bet you didn't get to stick your 'cock' in that 'bird' for a week or two after that incident.

[Accip74 7,112]

 

I lived with an 'Anti' for five years....lol....not an active one, or even that vocal about it...but being a zoo keeper & an all round 'bunny hugger' she found the idea of hunting & killing an animal abhorrent......so yeh, an 'anti'

Throughout this period I flew hawks, which she accepted, but didn't want to hear about it.......the great thing being, I was able to hand over the complete husbandry of the ferrets to her, of which she done a great job.....

Curiosity finally got the better of her, when I'd persuaded her to come & see the hawk fly on the field over the road. I assured her that she wouldn't see anything being caught, as the field never held any game....

We climbed over the gate into the field & I cast 'Gomez' into the trees that lined the small meadow......no sooner had I done this, I noticed he was eyeballing something in the bottom of the hedge. I started fumbling nervously in my bag for some quail for the recall, with my girlfriend asking me 'what was he looking at?' Moments later you could hear the desperate wing thrashing & distress call of a cock pheasant, which Gomez had just nailed, unable to contain my glee I looked round to see the back of my girlfriend disappearing across the meadow, shouting 'f**k that!!'

I gave the hawk a good feed-up & returned home, the only thing she said was 'that pheasant was just minding his only business'................yep, he certainly was.......I couldn't argue with that, but. I was thinking, f***ing yes!!.....second cock bird of the season! Lol

I bet you didn't get to stick your 'cock' in that 'bird' for a week or two after that incident.

She was an anti mate....not a lesbian........she just couldn't resist.....lol

[zigzag dan 784]

My Mrs didn't like hunting when we met , especially as I made her get rid of her cats before she moved in with me ! Anyway 3 years on she loves my lurchers and we regularly follow our local hunt as she used to ride , so she enjoys it all bar any killing , worse thing I had to deal with was when the dog spotted a feral cat 100 yds away and set off towards it , she saw this and I shouted " look away " but the atmosphere was a little frosty over tea that night I can tell you !