the_stig 6,614 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 I was 18, she was 38... f*****g didn't leave me alone... I succumbed, like throwing a sausage up a hall way.... Anyway I spent the whole 5 mins shitting myself her old man would burst in..... Lol.. Thursday night was the only night I wore a watch and it had a good fooking alarm on it .... I remember a mate of mine dunc pulled some bird spent an hour at hers then got dressed and sneaked out when he woke up the next morning in his own bed he noticed he hadn't got the same under pants on he went out in .... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,491 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) Woke up in a hotel room with my mate in Ibiza, long time back, the 2 girls had left the room and we were looking over at each other, from the single beds given it the " good job" look lol.... He gets up to go for a piss and he's wearing the bird he's pulled hot pants from the night before, I near on fell out of the bed pissing myself with laughter... Edited June 9, 2014 by NEWKID 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,173 Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 She had probably taken his pants as a trophy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 NEWKID, on 09 Jun 2014 - 11:52 PM, said:I was 18, she was 38... f*****g didn't leave me alone... I succumbed, like throwing a sausage up a hall way.... Anyway I spent the whole 5 mins shitting myself her old man would burst in..... Lol.. A thread about David Beckham turns into one about granny shagging I did a 38 year old and she wasn't bad at all (might be 'cos I have a monstrous cock??) lol, although I found out afterwards that she works with my dad...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 NEWKID, on 09 Jun 2014 - 11:52 PM, said: I was 18, she was 38... f*****g didn't leave me alone... I succumbed, like throwing a sausage up a hall way.... Anyway I spent the whole 5 mins shitting myself her old man would burst in..... Lol.. A thread about David Beckham turns into one about granny shagging I did a 38 year old and she wasn't bad at all (might be 'cos she used to be a he with a monstrous cock??) lol, although I found out afterwards that she works with my dad...... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 NEWKID, on 09 Jun 2014 - 11:52 PM, said: I was 18, she was 38... f*****g didn't leave me alone... I succumbed, like throwing a sausage up a hall way.... Anyway I spent the whole 5 mins shitting myself her old man would burst in..... Lol.. A thread about David Beckham turns into one about granny shagging I did a 38 year old and she wasn't bad at all (might be 'cos she used to be a he with a monstrous cock??) lol, although I found out afterwards that she works with my dad... And he was banging her/him senseless on the night shift ..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 In fact, he was at the other end...that was one f****d up wet dream 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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