talt 878 Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Dear Malt, We have a family christening on Sunday, and of course the Mrs has got fook all to wear despite the bowing on the wardrobe doors. She suddenly sprung the " which dress do you think i should get ? " question on me while she was perusing online. I bought myself a bit more time by telling her to keep looking but its only a matter of time. If i say pick what you like i am an insensitive cnut who doesnt care if she looks nice or not, and if i choose one i am an insensitive cnut with the dress sense of Dame Edna Everidge. Please help. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Dear Malt, We have a family christening on Sunday, and of course the Mrs has got fook all to wear despite the bowing on the wardrobe doors. She suddenly sprung the " which dress do you think i should get ? " question on me while she was perusing online. I bought myself a bit more time by telling her to keep looking but its only a matter of time. If i say pick what you like i am an insensitive cnut who doesnt care if she looks nice or not, and if i choose one i am an insensitive cnut with the dress sense of Dame Edna Everidge. Please help. Let me handle this, Ask her if she doesn't think that she should loose a bit timber to fit into one of her existing dresses? As her f***ing waistline is expanding as rapidly as her wardrobe. Hopefully saving you money on dresses and in the process a thinner more attractive missus. A win win situation really. Your welcome. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Malt will help you out .......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,017 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Man up , and tell her to wear one of the many outfits she already owns. Then when she trying them on close the bedroom door pounce on her ,take her from behind whilst smacking her arse. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Could have a pinned thread ~ "Ask Malt" be like one of those agony aunt columns the Sun has 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Get her dosage of methadone increases she'll be more child oot then lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Could have a pinned thread ~ "Ask Malt" be like one of those agony aunt columns the Sun has That was what I was thinking 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted April 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Dear Malt, The situation has worsened. She asked the question again, and i said get the cheapest, now i am an insensitive cnut who is as tight as a ducks arse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Dear malt can you ask Johnnyboy about all details for banner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 The answer is the same as with anything else you dont want to do,feign incompetence. I'd like to do the washing,washing up etc but it always seems to end in disaster lol Pick out the worst fitting most mismatched clothes you can find and pretend you like them on her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted April 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 That is a cracking idea, neems. I think thats the one i will try. I knew the Hunting Life crew would have the answer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 You should be braver and come out, all this my Missus isn’t fooling any one! I gather there are a number of ladies, of both sexes on here, and I’m sure they will take you under their wing and guide you through the intricacies of cross dressing, being gay etc. So bite the bullet admit your true desires and sit back and await the caring, non judgemental, helpful replies that will flow in your direction 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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