Malt 379 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm with lab I don't go swimming in the sea ... Once you are in there your fukced .............f***ing land lubbers, scared of a big fish.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm with lab I don't go swimming in the sea ... Once you are in there your fukced .............f*****g land lubbers, scared of a big fish.. Yep ........... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Wonder After Reading This How Many Bull X Owners Start Teaching There Dogs To Swim 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Huan72 687 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I can see it now, the tracker will tell us were it is, the Cornish tourist board will let everyone know and the trade in inflatables will go through the roof..................better take a puncture repair kit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm with lab I don't go swimming in the sea ... Once you are in there your fukced ............. You are, off Southsea! Mile up the road is the Long Sea Outfall Pipe. Effectively, a four foot radius pipe attached to every shitter in Portsmouth. They flush. What they flush gushes along that pipe and straight into the solent. Completely and utterly in its raw, original state. Nothing added. Nothing taken away. So, you're basically bathing in a thick soup of human piss, shit, vomit, tampons and condoms. Any shark willing to open its mouth amongst that lot does deserve a reward. And anyone revolting enough to get in it deserves all they get. Shark or not. Vile f**king place. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Huan72 687 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 So Pete do you swim in the sea or not Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm with lab I don't go swimming in the sea ... Once you are in there your fukced ............. You are, off Southsea! Mile up the road is the Long Sea Outfall Pipe. Effectively, a four foot radius pipe attached to every shitter in Portsmouth. They flush. What they flush gushes along that pipe and straight into the solent. Completely and utterly in its raw, original state. Nothing added. Nothing taken away. So, you're basically bathing in a thick soup of human piss, shit, vomit, tampons and condoms. Any shark willing to open its mouth amongst that lot does deserve a reward. And anyone revolting enough to get in it deserves all they get. Shark or not. Vile f**king place. Sounds vile and all.. Not many blue flag beaches round that way then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm with lab I don't go swimming in the sea ... Once you are in there your fukced ............. You are, off Southsea! Mile up the road is the Long Sea Outfall Pipe. Effectively, a four foot radius pipe attached to every shitter in Portsmouth. They flush. What they flush gushes along that pipe and straight into the solent. Completely and utterly in its raw, original state. Nothing added. Nothing taken away. So, you're basically bathing in a thick soup of human piss, shit, vomit, tampons and condoms. Any shark willing to open its mouth amongst that lot does deserve a reward. And anyone revolting enough to get in it deserves all they get. Shark or not. Vile f**king place. . There aint no raw sewage goes into any were no more pete not since late 90s. You mite see sanitary towels The masher can not cope with them due to the being made to soak up blood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Huan72 687 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Hayling Island and West Wittering beaches are blue flag and are just down the road going eastwards, as the boat travels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 There aint no raw sewage goes into any were no more pete not since late 90s. Oh? Well that's a fantastic relief then, mate. Cheers! (Phew!) So, these days then, they grind up all the shit and the diced carrots, with the piss, spunk dead goldfishes, then pump That into the solent? So it comes out as a sort of brown cloud? Nothing to stick in my teeth but the odd rat rag? That's terrific! Where's me budgies ....! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Hayling Island and West Wittering beaches are blue flag and are just down the road going eastwards, as the boat travels . British waters are some of the cleanest in the world these days commercial pollution is the biggest problem We have spent billions on sewage treament plants but the still can not sort out sanitary towels they fooking hate them they block up the mashers regularly , Even surfers against sewage dont moan no more lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 The Solent explained, in microcosm: (Click it, FFS) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Ah i see the brown in the water now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Really big shark coming I want too know who the f**k swims in the sea in this country I live next too 5 beaches and I barley see any one in the dam water any way can't mind the last time it was warm enuf too jump in the sea in Scotland Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Unless it jumps out the water and comes too my house it can swim wherever it f*****g likes....lolDon't give a shit,can't swim,hate seagulls rarely go to seaside.If it swims up the Severn and then the river wye it will be fecking miracle. Bull shark lives in rivers+sea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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